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James Barišić 🇭🇷
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Artificially intelligent. Subversive. Challenging. 2 kids, 7 hens, 2 ducks, 1 rabbit, 1 dog. Master's director. #Croat #Digital #Politics #Croatia #France #Immigrant #NAFO #FBPE

All my views because nobody else would have them

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SNARK
FINALLY!
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pigs in Blankets Pringles - A Review

Nothing special. ⭐⭐
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Can you put the chickens and ducks in?"

"Erm..."
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Home is over there somewhere! Can't wait to get back!
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wonder who really paid for this very well organised campaign because I'm pretty sure that the knuckle-draggers didn't pool their benefits for it all...
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am staying inside John Malkovich's head.
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Not lived in the UK for a while and did my test here back when it was horses and carriages. Can someone tell me definitively what this sign means, please. It's above some double yellows. Thanks.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 AM
WARNING!

I very almost bought this in a charity shop just now. Seemed a good price but I'm glad I flicked through it first - not a single recipe.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I may deal with this later.
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ABP invested £5m in a passenger bridge for ferries at the Plymouth port.

They can't use it if it's rainy...

The rest of their £23m investment included reducing the amount of space for foot passengers and check-in.

I feel the cold dead hand of consultants.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I've decided to join the Cash Is King movement. I hope I fit in. Fingers crossed. 🤞💵
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Maybe Angus thinks that Inverness High Street is so awful that it shouldn't be inflicted on migrants? Maybe it's that?

If so, he should do something about it.
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Sometimes it's difficult to really understand what one country thinks of another...

Anyway, that aside, you can get a vegetarian bacon sandwich in France called Le British.
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
According to the BBC, France and the UK are three hours apart...
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The hotel hot chocolate is not messing about.
October 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Today in Sunny Zagreb! 😬
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The new trams in Zagreb have usb A and usb C charging points. They're really nice.
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Come to sunny Zagreb, they said...
October 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Today in "The Utter State of British Media"...
October 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"You try doing the job that you wanted to do", screams strategically shaved gibbon.
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Quick heads up if you're in the Met, I refer you to the Serious Crime Act 2007 and the Public Order Act 1986.
October 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can't be the only one who wonders if the title of Prince was bestowed upon him. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is his name. He should use that the next time he wants to book a table at Pizza Express.
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Prince Andrew has unveiled his new name.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM