second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

This afternoon’s newsletter includes a drinkable lesson plan, a 9-minute video about minerality, and an activity sheet that wouldn’t exist if I hadn't gotten certified to teach English as a foreign language:

childrensatlasofwine.beehiiv.com/p/licking-ro...

Is blaufrankish going to be the tip of the spear for my planned merlot resurgence????

The way she is so #girldinner coded

pokemon evolutions be like

I love my teen daughter

“Northern rosé” 🫡🫡🫡🫡

typical power user on:
- twitter: anybody with $8 and 0 shame
- bluesky: once suspended for bringing an airsoft gun to school; the horniest a person has ever been.
- threads: 10 trillion followers from their ig account “This Sarcastic MOMMY Can MEME 🤣” attended jan 6 riots

i keep asking my brother to bring me the kind of weed that makes u sleep and he keeps bringing me the kind that makes u wanna watch ET with the subtitles on volume off aphex twin playing in the background

🫡east coast cider 🎇

I guess I’ll do wine stuff on this app: you’re not drinking enough Veneto reds, and this wine makes that case so much better than I can. I think it was less than 30

The America hater