Jam
@jamballam.bsky.social
31 - Dubliner in Derry 🇮🇪- Autistic as fuck. Queer as fuck. Just trying to exist in peace - failing at it🙂↔️ Not a safe space for Zionists or other fascists. 🔞!!!
I don’t care that you think I’m wrong, I think you’re wrong too. What now?
I don’t care that you think I’m wrong, I think you’re wrong too. What now?
This one popped up in the memories, hits different knowing he died in prison and everyone knows I was telling the truth about him now 🙂↔️
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This one popped up in the memories, hits different knowing he died in prison and everyone knows I was telling the truth about him now 🙂↔️
Apple: our Series 11 Watch has the best battery life yet, with up to 24 hours on a full charge.
My series 7: hold my beer
My series 7: hold my beer
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Apple: our Series 11 Watch has the best battery life yet, with up to 24 hours on a full charge.
My series 7: hold my beer
My series 7: hold my beer
Fixed my blocked kitchen sink all by myself
June 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fixed my blocked kitchen sink all by myself
“Win an Apple Watch Series 7”
Oh you mean the 3 year old watch that I already have on my wrist? The one I took this screenshot on?
Must have, better go enter that competition immediately.
Oh you mean the 3 year old watch that I already have on my wrist? The one I took this screenshot on?
Must have, better go enter that competition immediately.
June 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“Win an Apple Watch Series 7”
Oh you mean the 3 year old watch that I already have on my wrist? The one I took this screenshot on?
Must have, better go enter that competition immediately.
Oh you mean the 3 year old watch that I already have on my wrist? The one I took this screenshot on?
Must have, better go enter that competition immediately.
For just €1525 (£1285) a month, you can rent this double bedroom in Dublin’s inner city (hell on earth.)
With 3 housemates and a tiny mouldy bathroom. Better get on it quick, folks, this deal won’t stay long.
With 3 housemates and a tiny mouldy bathroom. Better get on it quick, folks, this deal won’t stay long.
June 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
For just €1525 (£1285) a month, you can rent this double bedroom in Dublin’s inner city (hell on earth.)
With 3 housemates and a tiny mouldy bathroom. Better get on it quick, folks, this deal won’t stay long.
With 3 housemates and a tiny mouldy bathroom. Better get on it quick, folks, this deal won’t stay long.
In the last 5 years I’ve made 501 transactions and spent £5,000.77 in Tesco.
These are satisfying numbers until you consider that it’s real money that I’ve given to Tesco 🙂↔️
These are satisfying numbers until you consider that it’s real money that I’ve given to Tesco 🙂↔️
May 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
In the last 5 years I’ve made 501 transactions and spent £5,000.77 in Tesco.
These are satisfying numbers until you consider that it’s real money that I’ve given to Tesco 🙂↔️
These are satisfying numbers until you consider that it’s real money that I’ve given to Tesco 🙂↔️
Remember those prime drinks people were falling over themselves to get back in 2023?
Lol. Lmao even.
Lol. Lmao even.
May 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Remember those prime drinks people were falling over themselves to get back in 2023?
Lol. Lmao even.
Lol. Lmao even.
The sunrise over St Columb’s Park this morning was pretty spectacular. Glad I caught it.
May 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The sunrise over St Columb’s Park this morning was pretty spectacular. Glad I caught it.
I thought “it’s such a beautiful day, I should get the drone out”
Very glad I did 🙂↔️ except I really couldn’t get as good shots as I would have liked because of the wind, but sure we got on with it.
Very glad I did 🙂↔️ except I really couldn’t get as good shots as I would have liked because of the wind, but sure we got on with it.
May 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I thought “it’s such a beautiful day, I should get the drone out”
Very glad I did 🙂↔️ except I really couldn’t get as good shots as I would have liked because of the wind, but sure we got on with it.
Very glad I did 🙂↔️ except I really couldn’t get as good shots as I would have liked because of the wind, but sure we got on with it.
Stuart Semple (also known as Anish Kapoor) is someone I have great respect for, but upon seeing this, all I could think is “well, yes, that clearly encroaches on their trademark?”
Like I’m sorry but how could someone in his line of work think that he could get away with flying this close to the sun
Like I’m sorry but how could someone in his line of work think that he could get away with flying this close to the sun
April 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stuart Semple (also known as Anish Kapoor) is someone I have great respect for, but upon seeing this, all I could think is “well, yes, that clearly encroaches on their trademark?”
Like I’m sorry but how could someone in his line of work think that he could get away with flying this close to the sun
Like I’m sorry but how could someone in his line of work think that he could get away with flying this close to the sun
Um, quick question, where the fuck am I?
April 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Um, quick question, where the fuck am I?
Post your comfort album
April 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Post your comfort album
I’m never buying chicken nuggets again, truly.
April 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m never buying chicken nuggets again, truly.
I have now recovered *checks notes* $15 of the £300 I spent on BetterHelp after my therapist made her lunch and even used a blender in the middle of our session and then the company also went and sold sensitive data about me to 3rd parties without my consent.
Lmao. lol even.
Fuck BetterHelp 🙂↔️
Lmao. lol even.
Fuck BetterHelp 🙂↔️
April 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I have now recovered *checks notes* $15 of the £300 I spent on BetterHelp after my therapist made her lunch and even used a blender in the middle of our session and then the company also went and sold sensitive data about me to 3rd parties without my consent.
Lmao. lol even.
Fuck BetterHelp 🙂↔️
Lmao. lol even.
Fuck BetterHelp 🙂↔️
I will never financially recover, thanks Trump.
April 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I will never financially recover, thanks Trump.
Breakfast made from scratch this morning, McDonald’s could never.
March 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Breakfast made from scratch this morning, McDonald’s could never.
The “big beautiful ocean as separation” in question:
February 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The “big beautiful ocean as separation” in question:
Listen to yourself sometime.
February 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Listen to yourself sometime.
Yknow what creeps me tf out? The fact I can search “Paramore” in my images and that somehow,
my phone understands that this blurry ass image is Paramore??
my phone understands that this blurry ass image is Paramore??
January 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Yknow what creeps me tf out? The fact I can search “Paramore” in my images and that somehow,
my phone understands that this blurry ass image is Paramore??
my phone understands that this blurry ass image is Paramore??
First emergency alert I’ve ever got in my entire life on my phone.
Made me near shit myself.
That noise is not autist friendly.
Made me near shit myself.
That noise is not autist friendly.
January 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
First emergency alert I’ve ever got in my entire life on my phone.
Made me near shit myself.
That noise is not autist friendly.
Made me near shit myself.
That noise is not autist friendly.
Why is Jägermeister selling Irish Jenga?
January 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Why is Jägermeister selling Irish Jenga?
Outdone myself this year
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Outdone myself this year