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Jamie Ahloy Dallaire
@jamahldall.bsky.social
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Associate Prof, Animal Behaviour & Welfare, Université Laval. Français/English. Post about science, my kid, board games, etc. He/him.
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So... is there a stand-up comic at every conference now?

This fall I will be attending my THIRD academia-adjacent conference this year at which a comic will be performing.

I have NEVER seen this before this year...
Hand tapping a microphone on a mic stand. The person is wearing a suit jacket. Overlaid text reads "HELLO? IS THIS THING ON?"
July 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
jamahldall.bsky.social
So it's NOT NORMAL to book barber appointments for a full year all at once?

Makes the kindly barber think their online booking system malfunctioned?
June 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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34% SICK of all the cracking wise
Table from an academic paper. Two entries near the bottom (the two at 66% about wisecracks on the interphone) are highlighted in yellow. Here are the table contents: TABLE VII FACTORS REEPORTED TO DECREASE FEAR IN COMBAT, OR HELP TO CONTROL FEAR Per Cent Reporting Having confidence in your equipment 93 Having confidence in your crew 92 Having confidence in the technical ability of your immediate superior or commanding officer 88 Keeping busy all the time while in the air ....L... 87 Seeing or hearing other men acting calmly in dangerous situations 80 Concentrating on the job you have to do 76 Knowing that you will be sent back home after completing a definite number of missions > 73 Taking evasive action 72 Having a Commanding Officer who does everything possible to look out for the food, shelter, and comforts of his outfit 69 Shooting at an enemy plane 6& Hearing others make wisecracks on the interphone ...j 66 Cracking jokes on the interphone 66 Making a good hit on the target 63
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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90% of supervising grad students is pointing at charts and yelling "ENHANCE!"
April 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
jamahldall.bsky.social
Got invited to a meeting 605 days in the future.

How am I supposed to RSVP to that?
April 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
jamahldall.bsky.social
BREAKING: Trump bans federally-funded scientists from giving their papers quirky titles.
January 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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saving individual emails (.eml) feels deeply wrong somehow
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
jamahldall.bsky.social
Office hours starts NOW.

Told students I will cry if no one comes.

Wish me luck!
a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
ALT: a man wearing a suit and tie is standing in a field of yellow flowers
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January 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted by Jamie Ahloy Dallaire
asab.org
We’ve listed a few starter packs that we thought might be interesting to our members/researchers in animal behaviour. Feel free to add on to the thread if you have more suggestions! 🦍🦒🐐🐕🐑🐋🐍🦗

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a man wearing a sweater with a bird on it says i love making connections
Alt: David from Schitts creek wearing a sweater with a bird on it says i love making connections
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December 4, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Reposted by Jamie Ahloy Dallaire
animalopps.bsky.social
🚨Eight (8!!) funded PhD opportunities in animal behavior and welfare at Harper Adams University🚨
Deadline: January 2025
Start date: October 2025
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December 2, 2024 at 11:43 AM