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jaloopa.bsky.social
La Joopa ☑️
@jaloopa.bsky.social
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I do programming and gaming and parenting. No views are my own, they are all in the public domain. He/him
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David Cameron not seeing the big deal about Donald trump engaging in sexual acts with a human
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Let's make it happen
Waxy Davey concerned about the impact of allowing a Brexit referendum
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Librarian: because badass miracle worker isn't an official job title
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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I was inspired to make this after a 29 year old asked what a VHS was
An old lady on a Zimmer frame explaining about old technology. "Everything was stored on magnets. Music, video, computer data". Next to her, a younger woman saying "sure grandma, let's get you to bed"
July 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Apparently not. It only shows up in the app sidebar
A screenshot of my profile summary from the sidebar of the bluesky app. The name is followed by a checkmark emoji
May 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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@infinitescream.bsky.social picks the best times to post
Screenshot of a post about horrible kerning followed by endless screaming saying AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHJ
May 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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into the rhythm of it, and started playing the private little quantity-surveying game that everyone plays in these circumstances. Let’s see, he thought, I’ve done nearly a quarter, let’s call it a third, so when I’ve done that corner by the hayrack it’ll be more than half, call it five-eighths, which means three more wheelbarrow loads … It doesn’t prove anything very much except that the awesome splendour of the universe is much easier to deal with if you think of it as a series of small chunks. Mort concentrated on hefting a shovelful into the wheelbarrow. Two more shovelfuls, call it three if it’s well pressed down, and that means four more barrows, all right, call it five, before I’ve done halfway to the … … and then eight more barrows means it’s all done all the way to the door, which is nearly two-thirds of the whole thing, which means … ‘Did you hear what I said, boy?’ Mort nodded. And then it’ll be fourteen more barrows, only call it fifteen because I haven’t swept up properly in the corner, and …
April 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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If you see this post, share a pic from your device without an explanation.
The gulf of Mexico renamed as the gulf of Luigi
January 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Two priests holding signs. One reads "down with this sort of thing", the other says "careful now"
January 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I utilise various mechanisms to make switches turn on and off at very high speed to make lights turn on and off at very high speed. If the wrong switches turn on and off, people get upset
Poorly explain what you do for a job
December 31, 2024 at 10:28 AM
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"you will be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits
The Scousers from Harry Enfield's television programme
December 24, 2024 at 9:44 AM
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What about the armoured truck thing?
A black armoured truck in a car park
November 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
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What's your sign
Father ted and Dougal holding signs saying careful now and down with this sort of thing
November 7, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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There are some good ideas here
An idea on the NHS ideas for change site: "put me in charge. I have some bright ideas and a can-do attitude, I think I have a good crack at this. Give me a good few months and I reckon I could sort this mess out"
October 24, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Simpsons clip. What he meant is that monster island is actually a peninsula
September 29, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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Hard to swallow pills meme Only in our dreams are we free The rest of the time we need wages
September 4, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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I love it when I get this kind of coincidence on my timeline
A post being pedantic about calling them beastie boys rather than the beastie boys, above a meme captioned beauty and the beastie boys
September 2, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Yeah, lords and ladies. Although he did love to self plagiarise so it might have come up elsewhere as well
‘Pointy ears and hair you want to stroke,’ she said, vaguely. ‘And they can fascinate you. And when they’re happy they make a pleasing noise.’
August 31, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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Do you like boobs or legs?

No, I'm more of an
A lorry with the brand name ASSMAN
August 15, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Tweet by rthr Can't say for sure but he might be the first VP pick to have admitted in a ny times bestseller to fucking an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions (Vance, hillbilly elegy pp.179-181)
July 25, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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Frodo baggins "it's over" meme. Text: it's joever
July 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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A bear silhouette with labels pointing out cute looking features. Top text: "if not friend", bottom text: "why friend shaped?"
July 14, 2024 at 1:21 PM
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Leaked draft of Trump's election campaign
Joe biden supports a revolving door prison system. Joe biden even released Donald Trump, a man convicted 34 times of fraud. Do you trust a man like Joe biden? Vote Donald trump for president (It's a Simpsons reference)
May 31, 2024 at 6:28 AM
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Irony ...
@rincewind.run dunking on people who are desperate to add their opinion on a helicopter crash right above @rincewind.run sharing his opinion on a helicopter crash
May 20, 2024 at 8:00 AM
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It's a good one for sure. For me, top spot has to go to Vimes telling off Vetinari at the end of Night Watch
May 19, 2024 at 5:37 PM