Jake Robins
@jakerobins.com
Space Geek, Web Developer, YouTuber, 🇨🇦 in 🇲🇽, host of @offnom
Me when someone calls someone else fat: “Cut it out, that’s disrespectful and small.”
Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: “Well well well if it isn’t little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth again”
Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: “Well well well if it isn’t little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth again”
August 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Me when someone calls someone else fat: “Cut it out, that’s disrespectful and small.”
Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: “Well well well if it isn’t little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth again”
Me when my cat asks for her regular meal: “Well well well if it isn’t little miss Chonky McChonkerson here to fill her little pig mouth again”
June 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Welp, if you were one of the many listeners who helped fund our WeMartians travel grant back in 2019 and send Áine to LPSC, you’ve now officially been personally affected by the DEI executive order nonsense.
An extraordinary level of petty.
An extraordinary level of petty.
lovely to learn that my abstract from #LPSC 2019 on the diversity of the UK’s student space community has been removed 🙃
Grateful UKSEDS has a copy of the poster still at least
ukseds.org/wp-content/u...
Grateful UKSEDS has a copy of the poster still at least
ukseds.org/wp-content/u...
April 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Welp, if you were one of the many listeners who helped fund our WeMartians travel grant back in 2019 and send Áine to LPSC, you’ve now officially been personally affected by the DEI executive order nonsense.
An extraordinary level of petty.
An extraordinary level of petty.
Host your own content, folks. And support independent, community-governed, and open source platforms at the same time.
Hit me up if you want advice or help on building your own digital space online that zero billionaires can touch.
Hit me up if you want advice or help on building your own digital space online that zero billionaires can touch.
The TikTok ban, the Musk Twitter takeover, the Facebook moderation policy changes, the Republicans’ rapidly intensifying crackdowns on speech... let these be the proof you needed to move anything you care about online to a space you control.
Digital sovereignty is more important than ever.
Digital sovereignty is more important than ever.
January 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Host your own content, folks. And support independent, community-governed, and open source platforms at the same time.
Hit me up if you want advice or help on building your own digital space online that zero billionaires can touch.
Hit me up if you want advice or help on building your own digital space online that zero billionaires can touch.
When you last visited Mexico, you may have sampled at least one Corona. Locals, however, know the best way to experience this culture is by having Three Coronas.
January 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When you last visited Mexico, you may have sampled at least one Corona. Locals, however, know the best way to experience this culture is by having Three Coronas.
When you’re indecisive about grain
January 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When you’re indecisive about grain
I shared some thoughts about Mars Sample Return jakerobins.com/blog/mars-sa...
Mars Sample Return: On the Knife's Edge
With the re-election of Donald Trump as President, Mars Sample Return's future is as murky as ever
jakerobins.com
January 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I shared some thoughts about Mars Sample Return jakerobins.com/blog/mars-sa...
Mead update! My ongoing Cyser recipe is coming out nicely, and I started a new low-alcohol batch. jakerobins.com/blog/the-mea...
The Mead Diaries, Volume 6
I learn some things about yeast nutrients and kick off a new batch
jakerobins.com
January 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Mead update! My ongoing Cyser recipe is coming out nicely, and I started a new low-alcohol batch. jakerobins.com/blog/the-mea...
Reposted by Jake Robins
After several months of climbing up the steep slopes of the Jezero crater rim, Perseverance has reached the top!
The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon! 🔭
Full panorama: www.360cities.net/image/marsro...
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon Schmauß
The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon! 🔭
Full panorama: www.360cities.net/image/marsro...
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon Schmauß
December 12, 2024 at 8:45 PM
After several months of climbing up the steep slopes of the Jezero crater rim, Perseverance has reached the top!
The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon! 🔭
Full panorama: www.360cities.net/image/marsro...
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon Schmauß
The afternoon sun provides a spectacular view on landscape which the rover will explore soon! 🔭
Full panorama: www.360cities.net/image/marsro...
Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Simeon Schmauß
We hardly talked about space butt plugs at all
and we're live with matt gialich from astroforge to talk squeezing money out of space rocks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8J...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8J...
Episode 177 (with Matt Gialich)
YouTube video by Off-Nominal
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
We hardly talked about space butt plugs at all
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Go look at Venus and the crescent moon tonight. They’re right next to each other.
December 5, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Go look at Venus and the crescent moon tonight. They’re right next to each other.
Gonna take a hiatus from the internet, just found out Dinosaurs is on Disney Plus
December 5, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Gonna take a hiatus from the internet, just found out Dinosaurs is on Disney Plus
What happens when you really like an artist that isn’t that big
December 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
What happens when you really like an artist that isn’t that big
Facebook, showing me the worst low-effort garbage algo content ever: "Did you like this content or do you want to see less of it?"
Me: *clicks "see less of it"*
Facebook: "Ok, we'll show you less of this content...for a while."
WTF
Me: *clicks "see less of it"*
Facebook: "Ok, we'll show you less of this content...for a while."
WTF
December 4, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Facebook, showing me the worst low-effort garbage algo content ever: "Did you like this content or do you want to see less of it?"
Me: *clicks "see less of it"*
Facebook: "Ok, we'll show you less of this content...for a while."
WTF
Me: *clicks "see less of it"*
Facebook: "Ok, we'll show you less of this content...for a while."
WTF
You ever have a loaf of bread so good it’s a religious experience?
December 3, 2024 at 3:47 PM
You ever have a loaf of bread so good it’s a religious experience?
Do you ever just stop and realize that narwhals are real
December 1, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Do you ever just stop and realize that narwhals are real
Reposted by Jake Robins
Spooky
#Mars June 13, 2022
Captured by the Perseverance rover - Sol 467
Credit image: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU
Color processing by the Mastcam-Z team 🔭🧪
#Mars June 13, 2022
Captured by the Perseverance rover - Sol 467
Credit image: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU
Color processing by the Mastcam-Z team 🔭🧪
November 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Spooky
#Mars June 13, 2022
Captured by the Perseverance rover - Sol 467
Credit image: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU
Color processing by the Mastcam-Z team 🔭🧪
#Mars June 13, 2022
Captured by the Perseverance rover - Sol 467
Credit image: NASA/JPL-Caltech/ASU
Color processing by the Mastcam-Z team 🔭🧪
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
November 30, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline
Reposted by Jake Robins
Thanksgiving Dinner Menu:
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Thanksgiving Dinner Menu:
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters
If you were like me, a Star Wars fan that never got in to the animated series because you don’t watch cartoons, this PSA is for you.
You’re missing out on fantastic stories, incredible characters, and a deep backstory to enrich your experiences with Andor, the Mandalorian and Ashoka.
You’re missing out on fantastic stories, incredible characters, and a deep backstory to enrich your experiences with Andor, the Mandalorian and Ashoka.
November 27, 2024 at 2:13 AM
If you were like me, a Star Wars fan that never got in to the animated series because you don’t watch cartoons, this PSA is for you.
You’re missing out on fantastic stories, incredible characters, and a deep backstory to enrich your experiences with Andor, the Mandalorian and Ashoka.
You’re missing out on fantastic stories, incredible characters, and a deep backstory to enrich your experiences with Andor, the Mandalorian and Ashoka.