Jake Murphy
@jakemurphy.bsky.social
Hanging in there, just like the cat poster said to.
A cup of coffee? What, were they all out of sneezee at the store?
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A cup of coffee? What, were they all out of sneezee at the store?
They’re gonna start making cpap machines that look like this.
June 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
They’re gonna start making cpap machines that look like this.
I’m trying something.
May 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m trying something.
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Truth and Justice ⛓️🦾⛓️
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If you're a Superman fan, there are people who need you right now.
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February 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Truth and Justice ⛓️🦾⛓️
www.youtube.com/watch?v=befh...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=befh...
We live in a Post 9/11 society, not a General Mills 9/11 society.
January 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
We live in a Post 9/11 society, not a General Mills 9/11 society.
Exhausted at work, but I couldn’t not make this
December 27, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Exhausted at work, but I couldn’t not make this
While you were playing checkers, I was playing “fit as many checkers pieces as I can into my mouth without gagging” and it’s really hard because I have a real sensitive gag reflex.
December 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM
While you were playing checkers, I was playing “fit as many checkers pieces as I can into my mouth without gagging” and it’s really hard because I have a real sensitive gag reflex.
We’ve met the many Heralds of Galactus, but what of his Kumars?
December 3, 2024 at 4:04 AM
We’ve met the many Heralds of Galactus, but what of his Kumars?
I thought he was supposed to pardon a Thanksgiving Turkey not a Jive one.
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I thought he was supposed to pardon a Thanksgiving Turkey not a Jive one.
Cartoons used to have E.G. Daily’s voice in them. We used to be a proper country.
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Cartoons used to have E.G. Daily’s voice in them. We used to be a proper country.
Me when Moo Deng’s handler slaps her on the heinie:
November 16, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Me when Moo Deng’s handler slaps her on the heinie:
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It was the Busta Rhymes it was the Worsta Rhymes
November 16, 2024 at 6:38 AM
It was the Busta Rhymes it was the Worsta Rhymes
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
Hi Neil! I picked up the latest printing of the first Spawn HC because it had been OOP for so long. To my surprise, the legal jargon lists Angela as a currently copyrighted and trademarked character from Todd McFarlane Productions. Did Marvel loose the rights?
Hi Neil! I picked up the latest printing of the first Spawn HC because it had been OOP for so long. To my surprise, the legal jargon lists Angela as a currently copyrighted and trademarked character from Todd McFarlane Productions. Did Marvel loose the rights?
April 24, 2024 at 5:27 AM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
Hi Neil! I picked up the latest printing of the first Spawn HC because it had been OOP for so long. To my surprise, the legal jargon lists Angela as a currently copyrighted and trademarked character from Todd McFarlane Productions. Did Marvel loose the rights?
Hi Neil! I picked up the latest printing of the first Spawn HC because it had been OOP for so long. To my surprise, the legal jargon lists Angela as a currently copyrighted and trademarked character from Todd McFarlane Productions. Did Marvel loose the rights?
@markwaid.bsky.social Hey Mark! The listing for the Amalgam Age Omnibus updated and lists every Amalgam one-shot save for the JLX issue you co-wrote and another by the man you co-wrote with. Do you know if JLX will see print this fall or will it be omitted because G. Jones is a monster?
February 22, 2024 at 6:44 PM
@markwaid.bsky.social Hey Mark! The listing for the Amalgam Age Omnibus updated and lists every Amalgam one-shot save for the JLX issue you co-wrote and another by the man you co-wrote with. Do you know if JLX will see print this fall or will it be omitted because G. Jones is a monster?
I just lucked into a ticket for the Christopher Reeve doc here at Sundance!
January 28, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I just lucked into a ticket for the Christopher Reeve doc here at Sundance!
The Multiversity: Ultra Comics #1 (2015)
January 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The Multiversity: Ultra Comics #1 (2015)
My mom and I just finished watching the episode of American Dad where the rapture happens and Stan and Jesus fight 1966 Riddler-style Anti-Christ, and, hot take, American Dad Christmas specials >> Simpsons Halloween specials.
November 16, 2023 at 6:31 AM
My mom and I just finished watching the episode of American Dad where the rapture happens and Stan and Jesus fight 1966 Riddler-style Anti-Christ, and, hot take, American Dad Christmas specials >> Simpsons Halloween specials.
Lmao Twitter’s down.
October 11, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Lmao Twitter’s down.
I can’t believe I’m fortunate enough to be reading comics when Earth-6160 comics are coming out. I feel the way New Universe readers must have felt.
October 7, 2023 at 9:08 PM
I can’t believe I’m fortunate enough to be reading comics when Earth-6160 comics are coming out. I feel the way New Universe readers must have felt.
Love him or hate him, this is what the perfect Alfred is supposed to look like.
October 6, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Love him or hate him, this is what the perfect Alfred is supposed to look like.
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Search drinks in your camera roll
October 6, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Search drinks in your camera roll
I already had the Klaus oversized HC to look forward to, but a queer holiday crime thriller by James Tynion IV & Joshua Hixson AND a weekly Batman/Santa team up by Jeff Parker & Michele Bandini have me mega hyped for this year’s Christmas reading.
September 19, 2023 at 8:47 PM
I already had the Klaus oversized HC to look forward to, but a queer holiday crime thriller by James Tynion IV & Joshua Hixson AND a weekly Batman/Santa team up by Jeff Parker & Michele Bandini have me mega hyped for this year’s Christmas reading.
My best friend and dog is dead, I’ve been numbing myself with a constant stream of Mario Maker and American Dad all summer, but I did find a place nearby with a killer $22 bowl of crab bisque, so that’s given me a lot be be excited about lately🔥😎
August 24, 2023 at 2:03 AM
My best friend and dog is dead, I’ve been numbing myself with a constant stream of Mario Maker and American Dad all summer, but I did find a place nearby with a killer $22 bowl of crab bisque, so that’s given me a lot be be excited about lately🔥😎