Jake Christie
@jakechristie.bsky.social
host/producer of @mcuniversitypod.bsky.social / host of THE MUSEUM OF TWITTER on TikTok
my vindication is coming
November 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my vindication is coming
I’m sure someone else did this but still
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’m sure someone else did this but still
the best Eric Adams content is definitely the How to Search Your Child’s Bedroom video, but let’s not forget when he said his favorite concert he ever attended was the one where Curtis Mayfield got paralyzed by a falling light—despite Mayfield getting paralyzed before he even started performing
November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
the best Eric Adams content is definitely the How to Search Your Child’s Bedroom video, but let’s not forget when he said his favorite concert he ever attended was the one where Curtis Mayfield got paralyzed by a falling light—despite Mayfield getting paralyzed before he even started performing
this is the heart of what is making me so mad about this. saying we need to accept people with Nazi tattoos to reach the white working class is extremely insulting to the white working class! and it won’t work because they can smell the condescension!
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
this is the heart of what is making me so mad about this. saying we need to accept people with Nazi tattoos to reach the white working class is extremely insulting to the white working class! and it won’t work because they can smell the condescension!
voting early is good for lots of reasons, not least of which is you can get a unique sticker
October 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
voting early is good for lots of reasons, not least of which is you can get a unique sticker
I can’t see where the people end
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I can’t see where the people end
a great thing about this post is that Seth Meyers’s younger brother Josh literally impersonates Newsom for Kimmel semi-regularly and looks even more like the man
October 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
a great thing about this post is that Seth Meyers’s younger brother Josh literally impersonates Newsom for Kimmel semi-regularly and looks even more like the man
we need this energy again!
September 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
we need this energy again!
He put up the bat signal and I’m here
September 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
He put up the bat signal and I’m here
I’m very often wrong but I feel better about this take every day
September 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’m very often wrong but I feel better about this take every day
my brothers made fun of me when I made him the face of my fantasy team this year, but who’s laughing now?
(still them… my team is awful)
(still them… my team is awful)
September 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
my brothers made fun of me when I made him the face of my fantasy team this year, but who’s laughing now?
(still them… my team is awful)
(still them… my team is awful)
the first election would be more lopsided now but this meme still applies
September 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the first election would be more lopsided now but this meme still applies
I sincerely apologize, I should have realized it would be the other Hulk. Shouts to Tatiana.
September 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I sincerely apologize, I should have realized it would be the other Hulk. Shouts to Tatiana.
I mooch off my parents' Disney+ (and, uh, I think telling my dad to cancel it in protest of fascism will be a non-starter), but I had this to cancel
September 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I mooch off my parents' Disney+ (and, uh, I think telling my dad to cancel it in protest of fascism will be a non-starter), but I had this to cancel
He correctly gets a lot of shit for his politics, but I’ve always thought this Sorkin line from Studio 60 of all places was extremely apt.
September 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
He correctly gets a lot of shit for his politics, but I’ve always thought this Sorkin line from Studio 60 of all places was extremely apt.
the existence of snuff films is an urban myth??? tell that to this documentary I saw
September 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
the existence of snuff films is an urban myth??? tell that to this documentary I saw
interesting career pivot for Robert Carlyle
September 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
interesting career pivot for Robert Carlyle
it felt somewhat silly, but after the election, I ordered a sticker for @protecttranskids.university to put up behind me in all of my TikTok videos just so it’s clear where I stand to anyone who tunes in for a second
September 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
it felt somewhat silly, but after the election, I ordered a sticker for @protecttranskids.university to put up behind me in all of my TikTok videos just so it’s clear where I stand to anyone who tunes in for a second
I say this as someone whose hairline is rapidly moving the wrong direction: at some point your cartoon profile photo just becomes a lie
September 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I say this as someone whose hairline is rapidly moving the wrong direction: at some point your cartoon profile photo just becomes a lie
he passes this test I came up with a couple years ago - he wouldn’t scare my mother if he talked politics with her!
August 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
he passes this test I came up with a couple years ago - he wouldn’t scare my mother if he talked politics with her!
I believe the context was that she was arguing that in a decolonized society, we wouldn’t have abundantly available bananas in America and people got mad at her and she responded…
August 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I believe the context was that she was arguing that in a decolonized society, we wouldn’t have abundantly available bananas in America and people got mad at her and she responded…
even including The Matrix, longtime followers already know
August 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
even including The Matrix, longtime followers already know