Jake Boss
@jakeboss.bsky.social
Director of Production at The Command Zone.
Six years ago when I moved into my apartment, I realized a kid had just joined band because he was practicing next to his open window. I was annoyed at the idea of living next to that, but I stopped caring when he kept getting better over time.
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Six years ago when I moved into my apartment, I realized a kid had just joined band because he was practicing next to his open window. I was annoyed at the idea of living next to that, but I stopped caring when he kept getting better over time.
The gang’s all here.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The gang’s all here.
If you put your car in park in the drive through, you clearly never worked in one and had a 20 year old breathing down your neck about your window times.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you put your car in park in the drive through, you clearly never worked in one and had a 20 year old breathing down your neck about your window times.
Funnel cakes rule
We’re the funnel cakes.
We’re the funnel cakes.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Funnel cakes rule
We’re the funnel cakes.
We’re the funnel cakes.
The biggest mistake NFL broadcasting makes is not including a slide whistle sound effect during passing plays.
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The biggest mistake NFL broadcasting makes is not including a slide whistle sound effect during passing plays.
Turns out my costume *is* on a magic card.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Turns out my costume *is* on a magic card.
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Who is the most attractive character on a magic card? Bonus points if they’re in Jeskai.
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Who is the most attractive character on a magic card? Bonus points if they’re in Jeskai.
That Skattebo injury is horrendous.
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
That Skattebo injury is horrendous.
Landlord beige is perfect in the autumn.
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Landlord beige is perfect in the autumn.
Cool projects at work. Cool projects at home. Cool project at lunch. There isn’t enough time to do all the shit I want to do which feels like the opposite of depression.
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cool projects at work. Cool projects at home. Cool project at lunch. There isn’t enough time to do all the shit I want to do which feels like the opposite of depression.
Thinking about the volcano menu
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Thinking about the volcano menu
This looked like an anti-EDHREC graphic at a glance.
With Halloween next week, let's dedicate this Question of the Week to the creatures in Magic that scare us the most.
We wanna know: What's the SCARIEST creature type in Magic?
One response per person. If you give multiple answers, only the first will be tallied.
#EDH #Commander #Halloween #MTG
We wanna know: What's the SCARIEST creature type in Magic?
One response per person. If you give multiple answers, only the first will be tallied.
#EDH #Commander #Halloween #MTG
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This looked like an anti-EDHREC graphic at a glance.
Such a great stream with [REDACTED].
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Such a great stream with [REDACTED].
According to pods I play with, I commonly play with "B.O." which doesn't make any sense to me because there is no bracket zero. I don't think my decks are that bad. Still, everyone points my way and says "they stink."
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
According to pods I play with, I commonly play with "B.O." which doesn't make any sense to me because there is no bracket zero. I don't think my decks are that bad. Still, everyone points my way and says "they stink."
When someone calls me and they’re speaking at a normal rate and is making perfect sense, one of my favorite things to do is say “WHOA WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN. YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE” like on tv.
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
When someone calls me and they’re speaking at a normal rate and is making perfect sense, one of my favorite things to do is say “WHOA WHOA WHOA SLOW DOWN. YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE” like on tv.
When my mom asks me if she loses unspent mana after the declare attackers phase
a purple and white text that says mom it 's not a phase
ALT: a purple and white text that says mom it 's not a phase
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October 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When my mom asks me if she loses unspent mana after the declare attackers phase
Over the Garden Wall secret lair would go hard.
a painting of a pumpkin patch with a fence and a church in the background
ALT: a painting of a pumpkin patch with a fence and a church in the background
media.tenor.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Over the Garden Wall secret lair would go hard.
Entertainment should entertain. We’re not entitled to attention and making the most of someone’s time they gave you is number one.
For those that create content I strongly recommend taking an improv class or two. Even if you aren’t funny (which is a talent and not a skill that you can learn) you will benefit immensely in knowing how to engage with an audience better!
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Entertainment should entertain. We’re not entitled to attention and making the most of someone’s time they gave you is number one.
I’m at a point where I’ve got too many personal projects going on and they all have momentum and results. It’s a nice way to be. I wish there were more hours in the day.
October 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’m at a point where I’ve got too many personal projects going on and they all have momentum and results. It’s a nice way to be. I wish there were more hours in the day.
My biggest problem with lobbycons is that I have to come downstairs to pick up my doordash and I don't need to be crossing paths with work associates while carrying a bag of wingstop in my teeth while madly walking on all fours in my short shorts.
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My biggest problem with lobbycons is that I have to come downstairs to pick up my doordash and I don't need to be crossing paths with work associates while carrying a bag of wingstop in my teeth while madly walking on all fours in my short shorts.
People are always jerks when I money draft and bail at cubecon.
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
People are always jerks when I money draft and bail at cubecon.
I've been shopping for used cars because I don't feel like going back into debt when my lease is up. The cleanest cars I'm finding are all gold because that's what the old people bought 20 years ago. It's a lame color until you consider how cool it'd look with a giant dollar sign on the door/hood.
October 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I've been shopping for used cars because I don't feel like going back into debt when my lease is up. The cleanest cars I'm finding are all gold because that's what the old people bought 20 years ago. It's a lame color until you consider how cool it'd look with a giant dollar sign on the door/hood.
To what degree did negative influencer commentary impact your perceptions of me?
1 = Bascially pretty good! 5 = That's just your opinion
1 = Bascially pretty good! 5 = That's just your opinion
October 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
To what degree did negative influencer commentary impact your perceptions of me?
1 = Bascially pretty good! 5 = That's just your opinion
1 = Bascially pretty good! 5 = That's just your opinion