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Jake Almond
@jakealmond.bsky.social
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I’m a de-motivational speaker. I post a lot about movies. I love gallows humor. If you want to know what I’ve been watching, follow me https://boxd.it/wFgf
Finally some music we can dance to
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don’t know, is pissing the bed while you’re sleeping the norm?
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
We’re not finished yet…
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ending Halloween 2025 with a classic
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
These chips are delicious
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I still won’t accept Ted Turner’s colorized Casablanca so they can definitely miss me with AI actors. This shit sucks.
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Watching Night Of The Living Dead (1990) the uncut version for the first time.

I’ve been excited about this release because I never expected this version to be available.

Starring the late great Tony Todd!
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Fire and Stars
September 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m entering Twin Peaks in my mind. Might be time for a marathon.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
RIP
September 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I know it is the least worrisome thing in this post, but confirmation that fascists are indeed stupid and have zero media literacy is appreciated at least. Makes sense why they will always miss the big picture.
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey, Eddie (Donkey) is in my choice too!
August 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Stop scrolling, & post two characters who bring you joy & happiness.
August 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Nobody:

Tubi: Have you checked Trivago?
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Iron Sheik waiting to beat Hulk Hogans ass
July 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’d like to think that somewhere in some place where time has no meaning and disease and old age don’t exist, Ozzy and Randy Rhoads are making some amazing music together
July 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
🎶
July 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Dean Cain is just mad he’s Tractor Supply Check Out Aisle Superman.

If he is serious, he should fuck off. If he is trolling, he should fuck off through a rolling donut.

And fuck Variety for giving this dude his obligatory “Hey, a new Superman project is out!” article.
July 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Everything can change
June 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
☮️
May 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
May 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Watching some Kolchak
May 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Define Cinema with an image. 🎥

#filmsky 📽
April 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Okay right, okay. Hear me out though… the AI would want us to think that, man

#filmsky #theterminator
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
March 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM