Jake Almond
@jakealmond.bsky.social
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I’m a de-motivational speaker. I post a lot about movies. I love gallows humor. If you want to know what I’ve been watching, follow me https://boxd.it/wFgf
I’m a de-motivational speaker. I post a lot about movies. I love gallows humor. If you want to know what I’ve been watching, follow me https://boxd.it/wFgf
Finally some music we can dance to
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Finally some music we can dance to
I don’t know, is pissing the bed while you’re sleeping the norm?
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don’t know, is pissing the bed while you’re sleeping the norm?
We’re not finished yet…
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We’re not finished yet…
Ending Halloween 2025 with a classic
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ending Halloween 2025 with a classic
These chips are delicious
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
These chips are delicious
I still won’t accept Ted Turner’s colorized Casablanca so they can definitely miss me with AI actors. This shit sucks.
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I still won’t accept Ted Turner’s colorized Casablanca so they can definitely miss me with AI actors. This shit sucks.
Watching Night Of The Living Dead (1990) the uncut version for the first time.
I’ve been excited about this release because I never expected this version to be available.
Starring the late great Tony Todd!
I’ve been excited about this release because I never expected this version to be available.
Starring the late great Tony Todd!
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Watching Night Of The Living Dead (1990) the uncut version for the first time.
I’ve been excited about this release because I never expected this version to be available.
Starring the late great Tony Todd!
I’ve been excited about this release because I never expected this version to be available.
Starring the late great Tony Todd!
I’m entering Twin Peaks in my mind. Might be time for a marathon.
September 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m entering Twin Peaks in my mind. Might be time for a marathon.
I know it is the least worrisome thing in this post, but confirmation that fascists are indeed stupid and have zero media literacy is appreciated at least. Makes sense why they will always miss the big picture.
September 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I know it is the least worrisome thing in this post, but confirmation that fascists are indeed stupid and have zero media literacy is appreciated at least. Makes sense why they will always miss the big picture.
Hey, Eddie (Donkey) is in my choice too!
August 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Hey, Eddie (Donkey) is in my choice too!
Stop scrolling, & post two characters who bring you joy & happiness.
August 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Stop scrolling, & post two characters who bring you joy & happiness.
Nobody:
Tubi: Have you checked Trivago?
Tubi: Have you checked Trivago?
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nobody:
Tubi: Have you checked Trivago?
Tubi: Have you checked Trivago?
Iron Sheik waiting to beat Hulk Hogans ass
July 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Iron Sheik waiting to beat Hulk Hogans ass
I’d like to think that somewhere in some place where time has no meaning and disease and old age don’t exist, Ozzy and Randy Rhoads are making some amazing music together
July 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’d like to think that somewhere in some place where time has no meaning and disease and old age don’t exist, Ozzy and Randy Rhoads are making some amazing music together
Dean Cain is just mad he’s Tractor Supply Check Out Aisle Superman.
If he is serious, he should fuck off. If he is trolling, he should fuck off through a rolling donut.
And fuck Variety for giving this dude his obligatory “Hey, a new Superman project is out!” article.
If he is serious, he should fuck off. If he is trolling, he should fuck off through a rolling donut.
And fuck Variety for giving this dude his obligatory “Hey, a new Superman project is out!” article.
July 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dean Cain is just mad he’s Tractor Supply Check Out Aisle Superman.
If he is serious, he should fuck off. If he is trolling, he should fuck off through a rolling donut.
And fuck Variety for giving this dude his obligatory “Hey, a new Superman project is out!” article.
If he is serious, he should fuck off. If he is trolling, he should fuck off through a rolling donut.
And fuck Variety for giving this dude his obligatory “Hey, a new Superman project is out!” article.
Everything can change
June 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Everything can change
Watching some Kolchak
May 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Watching some Kolchak
April 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Okay right, okay. Hear me out though… the AI would want us to think that, man
#filmsky #theterminator
#filmsky #theterminator
April 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Okay right, okay. Hear me out though… the AI would want us to think that, man
#filmsky #theterminator
#filmsky #theterminator
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.
March 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Post your favorite Pokémon, wrong answers only.