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JakeTheDude
@jake-the-dude.bsky.social
I'm 37, autistic constantly horny and in need of a drink.
Wannabe cthulhu cultists, nerd, wrestling fan and book lover.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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is it snowing where u guys r ???

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December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Another old shot 🩷

Trying to slowly motivate myself hahah..
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I am so sick of existing
Lmaooo
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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tis the season when it gets really hard to leave my nest of blankets (and cat just out of frame) in the morning 😫
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Showering bad vibes away
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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come play with me :3
🔄 reposts appreciated! 😘
whilst I'm not doing anything in particular to celebrate, it's now been just over a year since I starting posting myself on here! 🎉
here's hoping for another. love you, cuties 💗 ^w^
#transnsfw #trans #nsfw #nsfwsky #mtf
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Too bad you can’t bite it thru the screen (no matter how hard you try)
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Next weekend I'm going to a wrestling theme night at a pub and there's a cosplay competition on.
I decided to go as Cactus Jack.
I bought some cheap white socks and made a Mr Socko.
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Coming over? 😋🍑
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Like every fucking time 😭 it poofs up to 2x its usual size
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Staring instead of kissing? 🥺
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Hii
Hows we doing over heree
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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‼️ EXCLUSIVE TO ONLYFANS & TELEGRAM ‼️

Are there any fans of sloppy BJs? 🔥💦
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Oop🤭 its so delicious when a man gets turned on or finishes to the simple things😈😛
#adultcontent #18+ #nsfw #gooner #goonette #horny #nsfwsky #animegirl #kink #cartoonporn #animeporn #comics #hentai #femdom #asseating #goodboy #nsfwart
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Rim me, darling 💞💞💞
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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What an honor to work with the incredible Auli'i Cravalho. Here she is discussing her jaw-dropping performance in #TheMightyNein: ew.com/toya-the-mig...
#themightyneinspoilers #mightyneinspoilers
Auli'i Cravalho on Toya's 'The Mighty Nein' twist: 'It changes the game' (exclusive)
Toya's 'The Mighty Nein' story gets a surprising twist. Auli'i Cravalho talks all about it and how this spoiler moment 'changes the game.'
ew.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Paramore released Crushcrushcrush on this day 18 years ago.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Okayyyyy what do u wanna see today??

20 likes = lewd

50 likes = boobs

80 likes = holes

100 likes = preview of my new succubus tape 🤭

You have less than two hours!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Man my tits are so big 😭
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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🫢
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM