Jaison Simmons (He/Him/His)
@jaison96.bsky.social
Philly Born, Atlanta Raised
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Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive
1. This needs to be a t-shirt
2. My petty saying from now on!
2. My petty saying from now on!
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⚡️JUST NOW AT FORT CAMPBELL: “We don't just want people who mindlessly follow orders. We want people who think."
WHOOPSY — VP JD Vance seems to back up the Dems (veterans) who said the military shouldn’t obey illegal orders, which Trump said they should be executed for.
WHOOPSY — VP JD Vance seems to back up the Dems (veterans) who said the military shouldn’t obey illegal orders, which Trump said they should be executed for.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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BREAKING: A federal court clears the way for North Carolina’s new congressional map for 2026 — a Trump-ordered gerrymander that fractures Black communities for GOP gain.
Federal Court Greenlights North Carolina’s Trump-Ordered Gerrymander
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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The redrawn map that was being challenged targeted the district of Black Democrat Don Davis (NC-01). #ncpol
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I can’t even enjoy my holiday without some bullshit in this world….
a poster for impulse series shows a girl wearing a shirt that says duke of pizza
ALT: a poster for impulse series shows a girl wearing a shirt that says duke of pizza
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I can’t even enjoy my holiday without some bullshit in this world….
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2016 happened. Russia did support Trump’s campaign. Good reporters were on it at the time. I wrote it up within the larger context of global oligarchy and neo-fascism in "Road to Unfreedom."
9 years ago,House Speaker Paul Ryan, and Speaker to be Kevin McCarthy had a recorded conversation in which McCarthy says, "There are two people that I think Putin pays, (Representative Dana) Rohrbacher and Trump. Swear to God."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oio0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oio0...
Washington Post: House majority leader said in 2016, "Putin pays" Trump
YouTube video by CBS News
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2016 happened. Russia did support Trump’s campaign. Good reporters were on it at the time. I wrote it up within the larger context of global oligarchy and neo-fascism in "Road to Unfreedom."
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Remember that the Guard were originally deployed to DC to avenge Big Balls, who is meanwhile rifling through all our Social Security data.
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Remember that the Guard were originally deployed to DC to avenge Big Balls, who is meanwhile rifling through all our Social Security data.
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Walking back deaths…..means they got it wrong and maybe the shooter is white….and male….again….
UPDATE: "We are now receiving conflicting reports about the condition of our two Guard members and will provide additional updates once we receive more complete information," West Virginia Governor Patrick Morrisey says. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Walking back deaths…..means they got it wrong and maybe the shooter is white….and male….again….
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The legal saga around the failed Alliance of American Football has finally come to an end.
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/tom-dund...
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/tom-dund...
Judge rules in favor of Tom Dundon, bringing AAF saga to a close
Former AAF owner Tom Dundon will have to pay just $1 as a suit against him over the collapse of the league has been ruled upon by a judge.
awfulannouncing.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The legal saga around the failed Alliance of American Football has finally come to an end.
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/tom-dund...
awfulannouncing.com/nfl/tom-dund...
Fuck off. He’s still a felon tho….
A prosecutor who recently took over the Georgia election interference case against Trump has dismissed charges against the president and others
New Prosecutor Won't Pursue Charges Against Trump And Others In Georgia Election Interference Case
The prosecutor handling the Georgia election interference case against Donald Trump and others has decided not to pursue it further.
www.huffpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Fuck off. He’s still a felon tho….
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And if you're a dude who wants to do more than feel chagrin at the misogyny Trump has helped renew, there's great, practical advice at the end of both of these.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And if you're a dude who wants to do more than feel chagrin at the misogyny Trump has helped renew, there's great, practical advice at the end of both of these.
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The Boston Globe on the strange case of the mother of Ms Leavitt’s nephew being deported. Apparently, from the quote below, his father — Ms Leavitt’s brother — wants her gone.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The Boston Globe on the strange case of the mother of Ms Leavitt’s nephew being deported. Apparently, from the quote below, his father — Ms Leavitt’s brother — wants her gone.
If Kevin Patullo is the very reason we lose on Friday…. youtu.be/0j92DJft8W8?... #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly
Please excuse the pedophile that we banned from our fandom…..
Please excuse the pedophile that we banned from our fandom…..
"Say Goodnight muthafucka" - EDP445 meme (Real Gunshot Sound Effect)
YouTube video by JohnnyNoChill
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If Kevin Patullo is the very reason we lose on Friday…. youtu.be/0j92DJft8W8?... #GoBirds #FlyEaglesFly
Please excuse the pedophile that we banned from our fandom…..
Please excuse the pedophile that we banned from our fandom…..
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Packers are gonna be obsessed with banning illegal formation penalties now lmao
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Packers are gonna be obsessed with banning illegal formation penalties now lmao
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atm, bitch
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
atm, bitch
Me? Maybe.
Not that I’m dying of heart failure over here
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Me? Maybe.
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Packers’ comeback falling short because they don’t have a 4th and 1 play … it’s perfect. Flawless. This is all worth it now.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Packers’ comeback falling short because they don’t have a 4th and 1 play … it’s perfect. Flawless. This is all worth it now.
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So many Americans are going to die as a result of these skyrocketing insurance premiums on Donald Trump’s watch, and if that doesn’t anger you beyond words there’s something wrong with you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So many Americans are going to die as a result of these skyrocketing insurance premiums on Donald Trump’s watch, and if that doesn’t anger you beyond words there’s something wrong with you.
Me wanting YouTubeTV and ESPN to settle their bullshit….because instead of just watching the game…I read this shit….
I really don’t understand how this team is 6-2 with Patullo calling the shots on offense
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Me wanting YouTubeTV and ESPN to settle their bullshit….because instead of just watching the game…I read this shit….
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Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem
Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem