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Justin
@jaffray.bsky.social
turning to the succor of modern computing machines, let us renounce all analytic tools

https://buttondown.com/jaffray justinjaffray.com
it would be nice to like a software project and then 5 years later NOT start getting emails from some PM trying to get me to buy a subscription to some cloud bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I spent a lot of time this weekend trying to figure out how to get a really high quality rendering of the query plan diagram and I think I succeeded in getting something much nicer than the old rasterization methods:
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
for such an expensive book there sure do seem to be a lot of them that pop up on ebay
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
still tuning the algorithm
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
lmao that we built the magic superintelligence and asked it about a stock and its insight was “fundamentals and market sentiment”
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
dying that the hot, based "dev focussed" "distro" has built in hotkeys to open dhh's email provider that nobody uses
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
sending people at work a "lunch?" dm w this
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
jokes on them i already gots one
October 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
okay
October 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
checking in on news about programming
October 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
NULL BITMAP: I Misunderstood Rejection Sampling All This Time

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September 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
another notebook
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
September 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
they have the people who invented milf manor locked up in a room somewhere forcing them to invent new stupid dating apps
September 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
this is the new evergreen post i guess bsky.app/profile/mobu...
September 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
legitimately thought this was a silksong post for a moment
September 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
seen on a tv at bar trivia does anyone know what this is
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
plotting on magic cards worked better than i expected. sharpie worked much better than micron
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i implemented all the line breaking stuff myself from knuth's paper which is now one of my favourite papers, it's so fun gwern.net/doc/design/t...
September 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
a little messed up but okay for a first go
September 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
still dont really know what im doing especially with alignment stuff but im havin a good time
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
pic unrelated
August 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
friend can’t get notifications to work in our async root game
August 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
one of the pages i refer to every couple months that i think basically nobody knows about is this comparison of pebble and rocksdb by Peter Mattis, which contains coherent explanations of a lot of interesting LSM design dimensions github.com/cockroachdb/...
August 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM