Miranda✨
@jaegerx7.bsky.social
patron saint of blue haired anime boys & 100+ hour rpgs // demi-romantic + bi af // i like video games, art, ttrpgs, and fandom // she/her // now playing: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided & Daggerheart
Every once in awhile I hear a song or lyric that launches me out of my body Eye of Agamotto style and into the me of 2013, packed like a sardine in a dark club, damp, in my sluttiest dress and tennie-heels, drunk on $2 whiskey sours. Today it was:
November 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Every once in awhile I hear a song or lyric that launches me out of my body Eye of Agamotto style and into the me of 2013, packed like a sardine in a dark club, damp, in my sluttiest dress and tennie-heels, drunk on $2 whiskey sours. Today it was:
Me, going to work today thinking I wasn’t still sick, looking around at the absolute mess I’ll need to clean up, and immediately realizing I was still too sick to do any of it:
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me, going to work today thinking I wasn’t still sick, looking around at the absolute mess I’ll need to clean up, and immediately realizing I was still too sick to do any of it:
We already have Rat Jesus though
![Canon art from the 1st season of Dimension 20: The Unsleeping City of Kugrash, a walking talking NYC rat known as rat Jesus for his good deeds. [SPOILERS] and who eats an everything bagel that makes him one with the universe to save his city via sacrifice much like a certain religious figure.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qfwhyud43afj7st2hyrym2dj/bafkreidysjevch2argrmbtwnbjytaygjx5vecxstsctnr2e35ckyogncgu@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We already have Rat Jesus though
I’m happy for y’all baseball watchers now look at my sick ass Halloween costume I wore out tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I’m happy for y’all baseball watchers now look at my sick ass Halloween costume I wore out tonight
My friends know me very well.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My friends know me very well.
Scientists need to study what the switch between these two verses does to my brain and turn it into a drug:
October 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Scientists need to study what the switch between these two verses does to my brain and turn it into a drug:
I was sad about how cream cheese danishes are my favorite breakfast pastry but seem to have completely disappeared from sale anywhere so I went on a journey to make them and after 4 attempts they came out incredibly banger.
October 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I was sad about how cream cheese danishes are my favorite breakfast pastry but seem to have completely disappeared from sale anywhere so I went on a journey to make them and after 4 attempts they came out incredibly banger.
Casetify! I’ve had this bad boy like two years and you’d think throwing my phone on the ground is my favorite hobby for how often I drop it and not once has it been damaged. (Also, hilarious options, this is my exact case)
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Casetify! I’ve had this bad boy like two years and you’d think throwing my phone on the ground is my favorite hobby for how often I drop it and not once has it been damaged. (Also, hilarious options, this is my exact case)
Ocean’s 13 is the best one and that cannot be argued.
September 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ocean’s 13 is the best one and that cannot be argued.
Now that I finally watched ONL, the website for the Dante ARPG says it has “hack and slash elements” and I’m praying that’s the main bit. However, the wishlist link didn’t even work and the page didn’t exist in Steam when I looked so I’m not sure how far along they are.
August 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Now that I finally watched ONL, the website for the Dante ARPG says it has “hack and slash elements” and I’m praying that’s the main bit. However, the wishlist link didn’t even work and the page didn’t exist in Steam when I looked so I’m not sure how far along they are.
It is actually bizarre how much my silly little mobile game (AFK Journey) makes me want to write fanfic.
Maybe I just have a crush on Valen?? Usually not my motivation for this kind of stuff tho lol but he’s just a silly lil guy
Maybe I just have a crush on Valen?? Usually not my motivation for this kind of stuff tho lol but he’s just a silly lil guy
August 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It is actually bizarre how much my silly little mobile game (AFK Journey) makes me want to write fanfic.
Maybe I just have a crush on Valen?? Usually not my motivation for this kind of stuff tho lol but he’s just a silly lil guy
Maybe I just have a crush on Valen?? Usually not my motivation for this kind of stuff tho lol but he’s just a silly lil guy
Had such an incredible time at my friend’s wedding. I only knew the bride but I’ve never met such a group of kind, inviting, and friendly people. And fun as hell too.
Also got 70 million compliments on my dress, boots, and overall aesthetic.
Also got 70 million compliments on my dress, boots, and overall aesthetic.
August 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Had such an incredible time at my friend’s wedding. I only knew the bride but I’ve never met such a group of kind, inviting, and friendly people. And fun as hell too.
Also got 70 million compliments on my dress, boots, and overall aesthetic.
Also got 70 million compliments on my dress, boots, and overall aesthetic.
The fit and makeup for tonight’s ENHYPEN concert.
Related: during a funny convo with the uber driver otw there I said “well thank you sir” and he responded with “you can call me sir as much as you’d like.” So maybe I should stop being polite by default lmao
Related: during a funny convo with the uber driver otw there I said “well thank you sir” and he responded with “you can call me sir as much as you’d like.” So maybe I should stop being polite by default lmao
August 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The fit and makeup for tonight’s ENHYPEN concert.
Related: during a funny convo with the uber driver otw there I said “well thank you sir” and he responded with “you can call me sir as much as you’d like.” So maybe I should stop being polite by default lmao
Related: during a funny convo with the uber driver otw there I said “well thank you sir” and he responded with “you can call me sir as much as you’d like.” So maybe I should stop being polite by default lmao
Finished the first Eric Linnaeus book on audiobook today and it’s probably one of the best audiobooks I’ve ever heard. Luke Welland kills so many various accents and feminine and masculine voices.
Foaming at the mouth for the second audiobook to release in less than a month.
Foaming at the mouth for the second audiobook to release in less than a month.
August 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Finished the first Eric Linnaeus book on audiobook today and it’s probably one of the best audiobooks I’ve ever heard. Luke Welland kills so many various accents and feminine and masculine voices.
Foaming at the mouth for the second audiobook to release in less than a month.
Foaming at the mouth for the second audiobook to release in less than a month.
The roomie (@pinchboi.bsky.social) and I are Chicago bound, and I still can never look at the camera lens.
August 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The roomie (@pinchboi.bsky.social) and I are Chicago bound, and I still can never look at the camera lens.
TWICE doesn’t miss man.
August 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
TWICE doesn’t miss man.
Truly insane moment at lunch today when my coworker paused to talk before taking a bite, stopped to look at his chicken salad sandwich, and found a whole ass bolt in it.
The place apologized and even brought out the onion dicer they use to show us where it came from lmao
The place apologized and even brought out the onion dicer they use to show us where it came from lmao
July 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Truly insane moment at lunch today when my coworker paused to talk before taking a bite, stopped to look at his chicken salad sandwich, and found a whole ass bolt in it.
The place apologized and even brought out the onion dicer they use to show us where it came from lmao
The place apologized and even brought out the onion dicer they use to show us where it came from lmao
I’ll never get sick of well made AMV’s even if they’re TikTok length now.
July 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’ll never get sick of well made AMV’s even if they’re TikTok length now.
Y’aaaaallllll. If you haven’t played Devil May Cry, you GOTTA pick up this humble bundle. It includes 1-5 plus the DLC, and DmC which was (IMO) an excellent take on the DMC lore and also just an incredibly fun game. Just $20 for all of those games!!!
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Y’aaaaallllll. If you haven’t played Devil May Cry, you GOTTA pick up this humble bundle. It includes 1-5 plus the DLC, and DmC which was (IMO) an excellent take on the DMC lore and also just an incredibly fun game. Just $20 for all of those games!!!
You hit on something here that I find both compelling and repellent in media.
I love horror. What I cannot stand is ceaseless suffering. Pain, death, and gore are easy to absorb, but the unending march of horrible circumstances upon the undeserving physically hurts my heart.
I love horror. What I cannot stand is ceaseless suffering. Pain, death, and gore are easy to absorb, but the unending march of horrible circumstances upon the undeserving physically hurts my heart.
July 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You hit on something here that I find both compelling and repellent in media.
I love horror. What I cannot stand is ceaseless suffering. Pain, death, and gore are easy to absorb, but the unending march of horrible circumstances upon the undeserving physically hurts my heart.
I love horror. What I cannot stand is ceaseless suffering. Pain, death, and gore are easy to absorb, but the unending march of horrible circumstances upon the undeserving physically hurts my heart.
I have thought about these nails every single day since I got them ahead of a BLACKPINK concert in 2023.
I want them back so bad but they’re right at the boundary of the length I can still type real fast at 😭
I want them back so bad but they’re right at the boundary of the length I can still type real fast at 😭
July 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I have thought about these nails every single day since I got them ahead of a BLACKPINK concert in 2023.
I want them back so bad but they’re right at the boundary of the length I can still type real fast at 😭
I want them back so bad but they’re right at the boundary of the length I can still type real fast at 😭
Some slightly off the wall pics. 1st game is only available on Vita I think but it’s one of my favorites ever because the mechanics kick so much ass.
The other 3 have some of the best or most interesting stories in video games.
The other 3 have some of the best or most interesting stories in video games.
July 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Some slightly off the wall pics. 1st game is only available on Vita I think but it’s one of my favorites ever because the mechanics kick so much ass.
The other 3 have some of the best or most interesting stories in video games.
The other 3 have some of the best or most interesting stories in video games.
Repost a picture of you that someone else took.
Couldn’t decide which to pick but these are prolly my 2 favorite pictures of me
1st 📸: @pinchboi.bsky.social
2nd 📸: a high school friend
Couldn’t decide which to pick but these are prolly my 2 favorite pictures of me
1st 📸: @pinchboi.bsky.social
2nd 📸: a high school friend
July 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Repost a picture of you that someone else took.
Couldn’t decide which to pick but these are prolly my 2 favorite pictures of me
1st 📸: @pinchboi.bsky.social
2nd 📸: a high school friend
Couldn’t decide which to pick but these are prolly my 2 favorite pictures of me
1st 📸: @pinchboi.bsky.social
2nd 📸: a high school friend
Hey Siri? Play “MONEY” by LISA
July 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hey Siri? Play “MONEY” by LISA