Jaded Escapist
jaded-escapist.bsky.social
Jaded Escapist
@jaded-escapist.bsky.social
Maple Syrup in my veins, love of Canada in my heart and Class Warfare in my soul.

CDN Rye whisky fueled Irreverent shit poster, FTW.

Stop dividing the left into endless diasporas, Labour is the tide that raises all ships.

Oh yeah, I swear. Sorry.
Dear Americans, we know every right minded American feels like this and we love you:
February 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Every right minded human being in the world right now:
January 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
mmmmm...
January 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not kidding, literally one of their posters (and not as bad as the aryan family poster...)
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It did not.
January 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Apparently they're not interested in wiping that influence entirely away...
January 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I hear you, but I still had to check for myself. OMFG.

Also, there's this gem:
January 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
And Tariff Tesla through the GD roof. Especially the Cyberstuck, based solely on it both it being a joke of a 'truck' and for failing to meet the most basic of quality standards. Was a scam all along. Visible IQ/EQ test, anyway, lol.
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Are you sure this is necessary, Wybert?"

"You want Friday off, don't you?"

"Uhh... yeah, I guess...but"

"Viola! Pink eye!"

"But why must I smell it?"

"lol"
January 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Somebody get this guy a cigar and a scotch.
January 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We'd be doing prospective owners a favour.
January 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#catpics

Ninny sleeps. 20 years old and still playful, when she's awake.
January 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Pierre Poilievre should be the pillow upon which they rest their heads. Pandering sycophant, fascist plant.

"Poilievre's in."

"Excellent."
January 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
There is a concerted, global effort by revisionists to distance modern fascists from the rape of humankind perpetrated by their ideological predecessors. We see you pieces of shit.

#FuckFascists
#PierrePoilievre
#ElonMusk
January 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You are not alone. Fighting the Climate Crisis is our shared responsibility, and rescuing its victims our shared effort. Allies, despite Trumped up lies.
January 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is how Allies behave. This is what makes Canada the best ally any nation can have. The Trumpian dystopia has no power here, we are Canadian.
January 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"The leader of Germany’s nativist far-right party wants us to believe that Adolf Hitler was actually a raging Communist."

So does Canada's Pierre Poilievre, imagine that. Fascists trying to hide their true nature/intent through lies and misdirection? Never!

#FuckFascists
January 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And America.

Has the US become the Cyberstuck of the global community?
January 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"It worked, the Greenland shit got Denmark. Then we did Canada, too. Hell, I threw in Mexico and Panama for free."

"Good, good boy Donnie. Your payment is on the table."

"Thanks Dad...uh...I mean, Mr. Putin, sir."
January 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Can I repay you for this knowledge in medieval eels? I think these guys date from the mid 12th century, but they still look pretty fresh to me?

Obligatory and thankful acknowledgement to the Public Domain Image Archive: pdimagearchive.org/galleries/al...
January 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Just got my first one and I'm sure happy to have him! God, I love medieval cats. And whatever this is, but also cats.
January 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thanks, I love it!
January 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"We did it."

"Good boy."
January 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
January 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
January 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM