Allysin Chains
@jaded-bunny.bsky.social
Look guys. Stay out of my DMs. I’m NOT going to reply. I’m a blissfully married woman and have been for DECADES. I’m here for the casual camaraderie, the freedom fight, the equality establishment, desire for democracy, and the cute PET pics.
I mean… those IMPORTANT issues are coming in klutch! I was up all night worried about that aspartame!
July 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I mean… those IMPORTANT issues are coming in klutch! I was up all night worried about that aspartame!
Me, trying to sleep any night these days.
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me, trying to sleep any night these days.
“Me
Go shopping! This is how you swipe, yes?”
Go shopping! This is how you swipe, yes?”
April 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Me
Go shopping! This is how you swipe, yes?”
Go shopping! This is how you swipe, yes?”
What happened to human decency? Oh honey how much time you got? I don’t have 10k years worth of words - but let’s just - ya know - for the sake of succinctness, start here:
March 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
What happened to human decency? Oh honey how much time you got? I don’t have 10k years worth of words - but let’s just - ya know - for the sake of succinctness, start here:
Guys I’m struggling with Halloween decoration ideas this years 1 or 2?
March 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Guys I’m struggling with Halloween decoration ideas this years 1 or 2?
My husband tried out Google’s newest version of AI. We always knew our boy was a genius.
March 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My husband tried out Google’s newest version of AI. We always knew our boy was a genius.
We got invited to a secret squirrel meeting on zoom. #NaturallSecurity
March 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We got invited to a secret squirrel meeting on zoom. #NaturallSecurity
My Willow aka Willoaf, aka Willsibeth.
March 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My Willow aka Willoaf, aka Willsibeth.
Makeup is deceitful. I had a zoom meeting tonight, and while this time it actually WAS covering up an accident it completely triggered memories from 25 years and a previous marriage ago. Some traumas never heal.Try to #BeKind you never know what is under the surface.
March 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Makeup is deceitful. I had a zoom meeting tonight, and while this time it actually WAS covering up an accident it completely triggered memories from 25 years and a previous marriage ago. Some traumas never heal.Try to #BeKind you never know what is under the surface.
The answer to this question (for me) will never be no! (Same for Puppers, squirrels, well - anyone’s beloved pets!
Here are some of mine! I hope you don’t mind!
Here are some of mine! I hope you don’t mind!
March 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The answer to this question (for me) will never be no! (Same for Puppers, squirrels, well - anyone’s beloved pets!
Here are some of mine! I hope you don’t mind!
Here are some of mine! I hope you don’t mind!
I am literally wearing this shirt right now. I had no idea how today would go when I put it on.
March 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I am literally wearing this shirt right now. I had no idea how today would go when I put it on.
When you have no idea the world is burning down around you. I will keep their lives this way as long as I am able.
March 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
When you have no idea the world is burning down around you. I will keep their lives this way as long as I am able.
This is Frodo (Chihuahua) and Samwise (Kitter)
March 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is Frodo (Chihuahua) and Samwise (Kitter)
The playground where I spend most of my days.
March 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The playground where I spend most of my days.
Windy day here - good thing our weather girls are keeping watch.
March 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Windy day here - good thing our weather girls are keeping watch.
Omg we have almost twinsies! My sweet baby’s previous owner passed and the evil neighbor locked him in a cage to just starve to death! He fought so hard before rescue was alerted he lost his eye! He his my precious giant tiger boy - my husband named him “Tom.” 🙄 I had so many more cool names!
March 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Omg we have almost twinsies! My sweet baby’s previous owner passed and the evil neighbor locked him in a cage to just starve to death! He fought so hard before rescue was alerted he lost his eye! He his my precious giant tiger boy - my husband named him “Tom.” 🙄 I had so many more cool names!
According to faux news (trumps secretary of agriculture) everyone just needs to buy their own chicken to survive trumps trade wars. So I bought one that is bird flu proof. Now what?
March 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
According to faux news (trumps secretary of agriculture) everyone just needs to buy their own chicken to survive trumps trade wars. So I bought one that is bird flu proof. Now what?
MAGA is officially the American Taliban.
March 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
MAGA is officially the American Taliban.
What’s up my mammals.
March 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What’s up my mammals.