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Why are we boat boarding front to back? Why do we squeeze and shuffle past a fully seated plane when you could call the groups backwards and people can walk straight down, use overhead and be seated without blocking the way for others ?
jade0x.com Jade @jade0x.com · Sep 28
If I was in first class I would not want to board first … wtf

I want to be last on, first off
October 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If I was in first class I would not want to board first … wtf

I want to be last on, first off
September 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
5am today:
Client on ticket:
I can't attach the photo. Email me for the photo.

Mind you, he has my email.
July 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How confident are you that the LLMs the medical care centers use follow strict privacy protocol?
July 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Banning cellphones before banning guns is … a choice
@slotkin.senate.gov is proposing banning cellphones in K-12 schools across the nation.

She says Dems need to have "backbone and gumption and some boldness" on what's really impacting everyday Americans.

Watch her interview with @timmiller.bsky.social now.
June 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I made handwritten notes in a meeting yesterday and there is one line that I can NOT read.

Not a single clue, completely illegible
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
Alt: a young girl leans forward, mouth wide open screaming
media.tenor.com
June 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I’ll leave this here..
June 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I recommend listening and speaking to a woman, before taking advice from an ai chatbot pushing surgery sales.
OpenAI is featuring a "Looksmaxxing GPT" that provides "PSL ratings" for photos. It will rate people as "subhuman", and advise men to get invasive procedures like jaw surgery to "increase their sexual market value" among women, who it describes as "hypergamous by nature".
May 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
So NSW has jokes 🤨
May 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
First crop of 2025
May 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Who else is triggered? 😆
May 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I know he has the brain worm but I don’t wanna rule out Cordyceps

You cannot make me rule out that possibility in 2025
May 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
So if you are on Ryse drop your username so I can follow 🤩
jade0x.com Jade @jade0x.com · May 7
If anyone used to be on Fitocracy way back in the day, the removal of Bodyspace just introduced me to RYSE app, which is like fito x with usual socials
May 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If anyone used to be on Fitocracy way back in the day, the removal of Bodyspace just introduced me to RYSE app, which is like fito x with usual socials
May 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
SUPER happy with the Aussie election results
May 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Getting reminders in 2 minute intervals, 30 min prior to a tele appointment
a woman holding an orange cup with the words " this is so fun " written on the bottom
Alt: a woman holding an orange cup with the words " this is so fun " written on the bottom, she does not look excited
media.tenor.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Justice for Jerry!!!!
Hey it's been a while since I did one of these

Reply with your favorite posts. No jerry posts allowed
May 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Please use your privacy settings in your fitness tracking apps.

I can literally see where you live and exactly what hours you routinely go running/cycling.
May 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Our dog SOBS when my husband closes his office door for meetings.

SOBS!! I need to get it on video but she stops when she sees me, gotta be sneaky
May 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Reposted by Jade
HEADS UP! if you want to learn something new + get free stuff for doing it, we've got a hackathon going for Web Dev Challenge right now!

build a multi-device game using @temporal.io, either with a teammate or on your own, and submit before May 12 to earn rewards

details:
codetv.dev/blog/web-dev...
Web Dev Challenge Hackathon S2.E2: Build a game played on at least 2 devices
Build a game that requires at least 2 devices to play. Apps due May 12, 2025.
codetv.dev
April 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They shall grow not old,
as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them,
nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
and in the morning
We will remember them.

We will remember them
Lest we forget
April 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It’s April 25th
a woman in a rhode island sash is talking to a man in a red suit
Alt: a woman in a rhode island sash is talking to a man in a red suit
media.tenor.com
April 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Already watched this talented man die once, why did they make me watch it again 😭
April 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Motherfucker going for the last lettuce standing!!!

#veggiegarden
April 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reposted by Jade
Honestly, me too.
An important message.
April 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM