Jake 🇵🇸
@jacquesesposti.bsky.social
former dilemma haver... lover of old hollywood, future Mustang driver
twitter is so fucking unusable now. i made a new acct and immediate hit all the limits - can’t follow, can’t post, can’t like. just an abysmally stupid app now
December 11, 2023 at 1:15 AM
twitter is so fucking unusable now. i made a new acct and immediate hit all the limits - can’t follow, can’t post, can’t like. just an abysmally stupid app now
i cannot take Jack Harlow seriously… Mr Tumnus ass, get some tattoos
December 7, 2023 at 5:30 PM
i cannot take Jack Harlow seriously… Mr Tumnus ass, get some tattoos
every so i often i have meta linguistic moments where i’m like, wow english is really my native language huh. like im really speaking this shit
December 7, 2023 at 8:46 AM
every so i often i have meta linguistic moments where i’m like, wow english is really my native language huh. like im really speaking this shit
praying to god people get Taylor Swift fatigue the way they get Marvel fatigue
December 7, 2023 at 4:17 AM
praying to god people get Taylor Swift fatigue the way they get Marvel fatigue
i’m starting to think SAG-AFTRA is a straight up corrupt union and maybe i won’t pursue acting anymore
December 6, 2023 at 12:41 AM
i’m starting to think SAG-AFTRA is a straight up corrupt union and maybe i won’t pursue acting anymore
central california winter is wearing shorts and a t shirt in the middle of the day, pants and two jacket layers at night and in the morning
December 5, 2023 at 5:42 AM
central california winter is wearing shorts and a t shirt in the middle of the day, pants and two jacket layers at night and in the morning
fuck yes, i finally ran 2 miles again!
December 4, 2023 at 7:52 PM
fuck yes, i finally ran 2 miles again!
even though ive chosen not to have kids, i cant fuck with ppl who have an “i hate kids” mentality
December 4, 2023 at 6:39 AM
even though ive chosen not to have kids, i cant fuck with ppl who have an “i hate kids” mentality
between car stuff and the motorcycle i am broke as shit this holiday season and i have no idea what to get my family this year
December 4, 2023 at 2:40 AM
between car stuff and the motorcycle i am broke as shit this holiday season and i have no idea what to get my family this year
what if Bette Davis had a BBL and a 40 inch. what then
December 3, 2023 at 11:55 PM
what if Bette Davis had a BBL and a 40 inch. what then
oh yeah, here’s my ‘87 Honda Magna. obviously i am missing the seat/rear frame support and i need to un-mod those handles, but other than that its in pretty good condition
December 3, 2023 at 12:41 AM
oh yeah, here’s my ‘87 Honda Magna. obviously i am missing the seat/rear frame support and i need to un-mod those handles, but other than that its in pretty good condition
well now that i have the motorcycle here comes the fun part: buying a leather jacket
December 3, 2023 at 12:38 AM
well now that i have the motorcycle here comes the fun part: buying a leather jacket
FAVE FOUR OF THE YEAR IS UP
December 2, 2023 at 10:48 PM
FAVE FOUR OF THE YEAR IS UP
the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis should be a UNESCO World Heritage site
December 2, 2023 at 12:16 PM
the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid in Memphis should be a UNESCO World Heritage site
i reeeeeally hope everyone in SAG-AFTRA votes no on the new deal 😬
December 1, 2023 at 9:54 PM
i reeeeeally hope everyone in SAG-AFTRA votes no on the new deal 😬
we have GOT to invent a smaller word for ‘cinematography’
December 1, 2023 at 8:27 AM
we have GOT to invent a smaller word for ‘cinematography’
the sauce was a little watery
December 1, 2023 at 4:09 AM
the sauce was a little watery
a delicious pasta dinner will soon be mine
December 1, 2023 at 3:17 AM
a delicious pasta dinner will soon be mine
man this would be better on twitter but whatever
November 30, 2023 at 2:21 AM
man this would be better on twitter but whatever
what a great november this turned out to be. turned 32, went to Yosemite, got a motorcycle, Kissinger died… everything’s coming up Jake
November 30, 2023 at 2:01 AM
what a great november this turned out to be. turned 32, went to Yosemite, got a motorcycle, Kissinger died… everything’s coming up Jake
KISSINGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
November 30, 2023 at 1:52 AM
KISSINGER IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!
the death knell of cinema was the loss of movie stars in favor of IP
November 29, 2023 at 6:04 AM
the death knell of cinema was the loss of movie stars in favor of IP
I JUST GOT MY FIRST MOTORCYCLE
November 28, 2023 at 4:25 AM
I JUST GOT MY FIRST MOTORCYCLE
3rd week of not being able to run 2 consecutive miles. i’m 95% this is because i caught covid last month
November 27, 2023 at 6:28 PM
3rd week of not being able to run 2 consecutive miles. i’m 95% this is because i caught covid last month
the more you embrace the inherent homoeroticism of weight lifting, the more weight you will lift
November 26, 2023 at 2:40 AM
the more you embrace the inherent homoeroticism of weight lifting, the more weight you will lift