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Jacob Wilson
@jacobwilson.bsky.social
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Bon vivant of data, gourmet, horror-sci-fite, dungeon crawler extraordinary, and neo-pessimist poster.
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Been feeling this vibe lately
March 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Animated GIF of the scene from Airplane where a character says “I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.” who subsequently sniffs glue and passes out.
March 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #92,368!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #92,368, Jacob Wilson ‪@jacobwilson.bsky.social‬, joined on May 26, 2023"
September 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Slam in the back of my Dragula
Man dressed as Rob Zombie wearing an Alice Cooper shirt
October 31, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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Gotta keep from letting the slipping season getting me down. There’s still 3 days of Halloween left plus Day of the Dead…
Me dressed as The Dude from The Big Lebowski standing in a bowling alley. Me dressed as The Invisible Man from the Universal horror film A lit Jack-o-lantern
October 29, 2023 at 5:26 AM
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Umm, yeah, not so much. I neither believe the trustworthiness of this recommendation or the viewership numbers there X…
Bullshit images of fake recommendations from X showing Putin videos with inflated viewership numbers More bullshit images of fake recommendations from X showing Putin videos with inflated viewership numbers
October 11, 2023 at 3:10 AM
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I fucking love decorative gourd season. Check out this goose necked motherfucker.
Decorative gourds featuring a green gourd that looks like a goose.
September 14, 2023 at 9:50 PM
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I don’t think they understand what the salt is actually for.
A cocktail menu with a Margarita description underlines that says “Margarita - Tequila, Cointreau, lime juice, Saint Germain, salt for RAMMING glasses”
August 29, 2023 at 1:11 PM
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Part of me is offended, the other part is mad that I didn’t come up with this myself…
A menu describing a chicken fried steak with the option to top with gravy or with queso
July 4, 2023 at 7:00 PM
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I have no clue what this thing is called. But I would drive the hell out of one and cyberpunk it out.
A picture of an airplane mover at an airport that looks like a cyberpunk future vehicle.
July 2, 2023 at 11:16 PM
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Y’all, I’m pretty sure McDonalds blended Grimace into a shake after his birthday party…
June 15, 2023 at 3:13 AM
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I will absolutely die on this hill.
June 12, 2023 at 2:06 AM