Jacob Carlson
@jacobwcarlson.me
I don't bang I write the good rhymes
The eldest child said "I think it's like an Italian flag" and, as usual, she's spot-on.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The eldest child said "I think it's like an Italian flag" and, as usual, she's spot-on.
He lowkey would kill the giggle and we all know it
December 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He lowkey would kill the giggle and we all know it
Yeah, Scorsese really captured the Bostonian in that sense.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yeah, Scorsese really captured the Bostonian in that sense.
A good friend of mine gets his insulin from the bodega for extremely similar reasons.
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A good friend of mine gets his insulin from the bodega for extremely similar reasons.
It has left me worried though that men may start wearing double-breasted suits again. Or, way worse, double-breasted sport coats.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It has left me worried though that men may start wearing double-breasted suits again. Or, way worse, double-breasted sport coats.
It's $5 to receive a reply
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I burned into my kids' brains that Roblox is Duplo to Mincraft's Lego and chatted non-stop shit about how it was for babies. So they just always had a healthy disdain and disinterest in it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I burned into my kids' brains that Roblox is Duplo to Mincraft's Lego and chatted non-stop shit about how it was for babies. So they just always had a healthy disdain and disinterest in it.
I'm not saying that this contest is responsible for (The Stone Roses bassist) Mani Mounfield's death. But I am saying that Cosmic Thing beat The Stone Roses and now Mani Mounfield is dead.
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm not saying that this contest is responsible for (The Stone Roses bassist) Mani Mounfield's death. But I am saying that Cosmic Thing beat The Stone Roses and now Mani Mounfield is dead.