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being friendly and nice is some of the top best stuff you can do, classic being alive type vibe. This is controversial somehow
Bell boook and candle? No! Knife coin pen book cloth! Pass it on
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I always liked that Scrooge story b/c it was the only time (outside a service station i saw one time) I heard my own name in the real world
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I always forget how much of a wodehouse this first back to the future is
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Mariah Carey does not get to be the Queen of Christmas while Darlene Love is still here. That's Darlene's crown. Sorry, them's the rules, I didn't write the order of succession.

#Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Are fairies ferrous? How do they feel about aluminum do you think
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
They should invent a cat door for the bathroom
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
as someone who saw the lobster and immediately decided that lorgos lanthimos was from now on simply “the greek” its great to hear that stravros cumtown’s main reference point for the greek is that he is, y'know, greek
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Annoyed that the Pope keeps saying cool stuff, I don't want to like the Pope
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
huge blow to Conan O’Brien
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
you think Indiana jones ever graded an actual paper
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Petition to rebrand AI as "All Idols." I'm cool with getting on the Christian grift train by equating AI with evil and unholiness.
“All who make idols are nothing, and the things they treasure are worthless.” – Isaiah 44:9
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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made a zine last month about the bus !!!! I love the bus!! 🚌 (1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don’t like being menaced by bill maher ever time I finish watching last week tonight it’s a jump scare I don’t need
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
finally listening to the magnus archives and I think if there’s one takeaway it’s “wear a watch” and if there’s a second takeaway it’s “carry a flashlight”
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
MDBFSSD!!!: https://jacobdavidearl.com/2025/11/10/mdbfssd.html

undated, c. 2002–2003
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
re-inventing the laptop
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
mark it in down in the calendar boys, good day for politics today
The latest, 11pm:

—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG; & gain in House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—Krasner & Bragg win
—JD's half-brother loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
+ Dem are leading to flip so many local offices.
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
LA! Go vote! It’s one question! The state already mailed you the ballot go look in your pile of ignored mail now’s the time today’s the day cmon cmon
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
what is even the point of rich people if they’re not going to follow after George Harrison and blow their fortunes on a string of classic independent films
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
People call for private accts on here but I’ve never really understood having a private account? (Outside of being harassed and locking it down) that’s either a diary or a group chat
Paper diaries too!!! Slow down think about what you’re writing
People need to start writing diaries again. Its the same decompression without burning through vital resources and potentially being recommended suicide or whatever
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM