Jacob Burghart
@jacobburghart.bsky.social
Director - Head Count - available everywhere
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Ai video is SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL aesthetics.
PERFECTLY manicured images lit to within an inch of their lives. Poreless actors. Squeaky clean Pinterest set design. Ai is just copying what we were already doing. Squeezing so much perfected production out of every frame. It’s exhausting…
PERFECTLY manicured images lit to within an inch of their lives. Poreless actors. Squeaky clean Pinterest set design. Ai is just copying what we were already doing. Squeezing so much perfected production out of every frame. It’s exhausting…
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Ai video is SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL aesthetics.
PERFECTLY manicured images lit to within an inch of their lives. Poreless actors. Squeaky clean Pinterest set design. Ai is just copying what we were already doing. Squeezing so much perfected production out of every frame. It’s exhausting…
PERFECTLY manicured images lit to within an inch of their lives. Poreless actors. Squeaky clean Pinterest set design. Ai is just copying what we were already doing. Squeezing so much perfected production out of every frame. It’s exhausting…
You can cheese Moorwing if you run back to the entrance and hit him through the platform below you when he flies up.
The save point is so far away from him I don’t care
The save point is so far away from him I don’t care
September 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You can cheese Moorwing if you run back to the entrance and hit him through the platform below you when he flies up.
The save point is so far away from him I don’t care
The save point is so far away from him I don’t care
Shouldn't it say your MUSIC teacher and your gym teacher are ge-Whatever I don’t know good for them
August 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Shouldn't it say your MUSIC teacher and your gym teacher are ge-Whatever I don’t know good for them
Read Ben and I’s picks here! We love movies! Also, what if Moneyball is actually deeply evil? We don’t mention that here, but it might be! Is It Follows to blame for lots of problems of modern day horror? Probably but we don’t mention that either! Is Speed Racer better than Fury Road- no comment!
Took a bit, but: Here's @thepitch.bsky.social's list of local and local-affiliated artists' favorite movies of the 21st Century so far. It was really fun to put together and a cool survey of some of the great people who make our scene happen.
Thanks to @abbyolcese.bsky.social for asking me to contribute to this list for @thepitch.bsky.social!
I picked 5 films that I fucking love and that remind me why we go to the movies at all.
I picked 5 films that I fucking love and that remind me why we go to the movies at all.
August 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Read Ben and I’s picks here! We love movies! Also, what if Moneyball is actually deeply evil? We don’t mention that here, but it might be! Is It Follows to blame for lots of problems of modern day horror? Probably but we don’t mention that either! Is Speed Racer better than Fury Road- no comment!
If you love Patrick Warburton doing his thing and movies about making movies this is for you! It was totally lost media for a while, so cool to see it alive again!
The first of two new @cine-matographe.bsky.social releases today is THE WOMAN CHASER. A unique blend of Hollywood satire and throwback film noir, based on a novel by Charles Willeford and directed by ZOO director Robinson Devor, with a lead performance from Patrick Warburton.
It rules, trust me.
It rules, trust me.
The Woman Chaser
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August 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
If you love Patrick Warburton doing his thing and movies about making movies this is for you! It was totally lost media for a while, so cool to see it alive again!
The Saved by the Bell peacock reboot was very funny and came from the same pedigree of writers as 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt
July 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Saved by the Bell peacock reboot was very funny and came from the same pedigree of writers as 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt
These 2k mods replicate the fuzz of an old tv broadcast and the smoke filled arenas of the 70s, and that’s all it takes to make me want to play these really dull and overwrought sports games. This is what it takes to make games look “real,” not 8k 9000 FPS etc
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
These 2k mods replicate the fuzz of an old tv broadcast and the smoke filled arenas of the 70s, and that’s all it takes to make me want to play these really dull and overwrought sports games. This is what it takes to make games look “real,” not 8k 9000 FPS etc
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Bye forever, WeTransfer.
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bye forever, WeTransfer.
denis villeneuve we are ready for David dastmalchain to play the Bond villain, he is your dude!!!
July 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
denis villeneuve we are ready for David dastmalchain to play the Bond villain, he is your dude!!!
What if the final episode of the Bear, what if you looked and that episode was named “Jeremy Allen White”
June 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What if the final episode of the Bear, what if you looked and that episode was named “Jeremy Allen White”
Andrew Cuomo, Chris Cuomo… brother, I am voting for RIVERS Cuomo
June 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Andrew Cuomo, Chris Cuomo… brother, I am voting for RIVERS Cuomo
Extremely funny to me that the New York Times named that video of Trump cussing as “Trump_fuck_clip.mp4”
June 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Extremely funny to me that the New York Times named that video of Trump cussing as “Trump_fuck_clip.mp4”
Here’s something crazy
Every final destination is (stupidly) rotten except 5 which is barely not rotten
And then the new one comes out and is at 93% and makes 51 million dollars first weekend
Hell yeah
Every final destination is (stupidly) rotten except 5 which is barely not rotten
And then the new one comes out and is at 93% and makes 51 million dollars first weekend
Hell yeah
May 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Here’s something crazy
Every final destination is (stupidly) rotten except 5 which is barely not rotten
And then the new one comes out and is at 93% and makes 51 million dollars first weekend
Hell yeah
Every final destination is (stupidly) rotten except 5 which is barely not rotten
And then the new one comes out and is at 93% and makes 51 million dollars first weekend
Hell yeah
Put the cow in Smash Bros
April 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Put the cow in Smash Bros
John Mulaney simply has to stop taking calls on his show
March 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
John Mulaney simply has to stop taking calls on his show
Not a ton of movies do this any more, but putting all your credits at the beginning, when your movie ends it TRULY ENDS. Like lights up film off. It’s a really cool storytelling device itself, just used correctly
March 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Not a ton of movies do this any more, but putting all your credits at the beginning, when your movie ends it TRULY ENDS. Like lights up film off. It’s a really cool storytelling device itself, just used correctly
The Flo directors thanking the free 3D animation software Blender is incredible. A really cool time for independent animation, for sure. All steps toward animated best picture winner someday
March 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The Flo directors thanking the free 3D animation software Blender is incredible. A really cool time for independent animation, for sure. All steps toward animated best picture winner someday
@blankcheck.bsky.social Speaking of ET, the plot of No More Heroes 3 is that a cute alien, (FU) comes to Earth and befriends a kid, then sadly leaves
Only to come back 20 years later as an insane bro who wants to destroy Earth & the kid, now an adult, is the only one he will even slightly talk to
Only to come back 20 years later as an insane bro who wants to destroy Earth & the kid, now an adult, is the only one he will even slightly talk to
February 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@blankcheck.bsky.social Speaking of ET, the plot of No More Heroes 3 is that a cute alien, (FU) comes to Earth and befriends a kid, then sadly leaves
Only to come back 20 years later as an insane bro who wants to destroy Earth & the kid, now an adult, is the only one he will even slightly talk to
Only to come back 20 years later as an insane bro who wants to destroy Earth & the kid, now an adult, is the only one he will even slightly talk to
Severance as a whole sorta reminds me of Fassbinder’s “World on a Wire”
Good mind bendy stuff in a stylistically 60s ish sterile environment
Good mind bendy stuff in a stylistically 60s ish sterile environment
February 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Severance as a whole sorta reminds me of Fassbinder’s “World on a Wire”
Good mind bendy stuff in a stylistically 60s ish sterile environment
Good mind bendy stuff in a stylistically 60s ish sterile environment
Seal already played a CG Seal in the movie “Seal Team” FYI
February 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Seal already played a CG Seal in the movie “Seal Team” FYI
www.avclub.com/zach-cregger... Ecco the Dolphin fans stay strong!
Barbarian's Zach Cregger is rebooting the Resident Evil movies
Barbarian's Zach Cregger is rebooting the Resident Evil movies
www.avclub.com
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
www.avclub.com/zach-cregger... Ecco the Dolphin fans stay strong!
The Brutalist but it’s about Michael Graves
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Brutalist but it’s about Michael Graves