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J Money
@jackolantern22.bsky.social
I’m just here because Twitter used to be fine.

Boilermaker 🚂
EMT 🚑
NY Rangers 🥅
Cars 🚗
If by nuts you mean Oreos.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The guy who invented the ring camera was a year behind me. He sold it to Amazon for $1B.
September 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The entire fullcast crew doing spot-on Disney voices broke me in half.
September 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A yellow Nokia phone? Was he hired via a time machine?
January 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s staggering to me how stark the difference between ESPN and TNT hockey coverage is. ESPN is so terrible on so many levels and maybe it always was but I don’t remember it that way.
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
“Hey, hey slut, get laid, get f-cked!” (NJ)
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
It was that or “Port-a-John.”
October 2, 2023 at 4:40 PM
How did you know
June 23, 2023 at 2:04 AM
My sister uses an app to take out *audiobooks* to listen to on her iPhone. All you need is a library card. Brilliant.
June 16, 2023 at 1:55 AM