He's going to hate the way that photo makes him look bald on top.

Not all the guys behind him are buying this crap.

I really wish you had not agreed to go there. You will have created lasting controversy in an attempt to avoid a small controversy. The Eagles didn't go and nobody is still talking about it.

He has contempt for the cherished values of our historic and groundbreaking organization. Remember he doesn't give a crap about the Dodgers or Los Angeles. He cares only for his own self aggrandizement and to insult perceived enemies. He will use you for those ends.

I hope you have some plans to maintain a shred of dignity while you're there. Don't grin and do the thumbs up in a photo. If anything, make the LA sign with your hands. For God's sake don't put on the red hat.

6. They may pass out those stupid red hats and expect you to wear one in a photo. And may tell you to make the stupid thumbs up gesture and grin along with him. That photo will haunt you forever.

3. He'll brag about what a great baseball player he was and could still be.
4. He'll brag about his (imagined) athleticism and mention his golf championships.
5. He will insult the home city and state of the fans who love you.

Racism and sexism are when the black lady tells you exactly what the white guy psycho is going to do and the white guy psycho ALSO tells you exactly what he is going to do and you decide the woman is lying and the man is just joking.