Jackie Pick
@jackiepick.bsky.social
https://jackiepick.substack.com/
Words in McSweeney’s, The Sun Magazine, WOW-Women on Writing, The Belladonna, The Mark Twain House Royal Nonesuch, Coachella Review, Scary Mommy, Mamaload
#Woolfer
Former teacher
Words in McSweeney’s, The Sun Magazine, WOW-Women on Writing, The Belladonna, The Mark Twain House Royal Nonesuch, Coachella Review, Scary Mommy, Mamaload
#Woolfer
Former teacher
You have your Thanksgiving traditions, we have ours.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You have your Thanksgiving traditions, we have ours.
My dog is helping with Thanksgiving prep.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My dog is helping with Thanksgiving prep.
My annual horrifying reminder that Woodstock eats the turkey.
A Very Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Shitshow streams for free on Apple TV+ on Saturday and Sunday, November 15-16.
A Very Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Shitshow streams for free on Apple TV+ on Saturday and Sunday, November 15-16.
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My annual horrifying reminder that Woodstock eats the turkey.
A Very Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Shitshow streams for free on Apple TV+ on Saturday and Sunday, November 15-16.
A Very Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Shitshow streams for free on Apple TV+ on Saturday and Sunday, November 15-16.
ICYMI (link to post in comments)
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
ICYMI (link to post in comments)
This diagram is missing the random dude on the sidewalk who wants to "help."
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This diagram is missing the random dude on the sidewalk who wants to "help."
Husband: I don’t have buns. Do you have any preference for bread?
Child: No preference
Husband:
Child: No preference
Husband:
July 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Husband: I don’t have buns. Do you have any preference for bread?
Child: No preference
Husband:
Child: No preference
Husband:
This book is good any day
Today only this book
Today only this book
July 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This book is good any day
Today only this book
Today only this book
I walked away for one minute and someone in my family vandalized the mash.
May 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I walked away for one minute and someone in my family vandalized the mash.
I won't buy this cereal because I would spend precious moments at breakfast wondering why they won't take their relationships to the next level.
May 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I won't buy this cereal because I would spend precious moments at breakfast wondering why they won't take their relationships to the next level.
Wait a minute, I float like this
April 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Wait a minute, I float like this
Still sad they didn't go with "Peepsi"
April 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Still sad they didn't go with "Peepsi"
Right, so do you vacuum this or...
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Right, so do you vacuum this or...
Allow me to be your deranged literary sommelier for this month.
New post up on the ol' blog.
Link in next comment ⬇️
New post up on the ol' blog.
Link in next comment ⬇️
March 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Allow me to be your deranged literary sommelier for this month.
New post up on the ol' blog.
Link in next comment ⬇️
New post up on the ol' blog.
Link in next comment ⬇️
oh how grand this was
February 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
oh how grand this was
My contribution to public safety.
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My contribution to public safety.
This is totally how I looked when I played.
January 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This is totally how I looked when I played.
Happy Gotcha Day to this unbothered fuzzy muggins.
Two years in and I have more photos of him than everyone else in the family combined.
Two years in and I have more photos of him than everyone else in the family combined.
January 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Happy Gotcha Day to this unbothered fuzzy muggins.
Two years in and I have more photos of him than everyone else in the family combined.
Two years in and I have more photos of him than everyone else in the family combined.
Do I...do I need to report this to someone? Have we inadvertently created a crime scene?
December 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Do I...do I need to report this to someone? Have we inadvertently created a crime scene?
This is my dog. When he’s not being utterly adorable, he lets me know he is over my nonsense.
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 AM
This is my dog. When he’s not being utterly adorable, he lets me know he is over my nonsense.
Getting my first dose today and will do this (in about 36 hours)
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Getting my first dose today and will do this (in about 36 hours)