Jackie Pick
jackiepick.bsky.social
Jackie Pick
@jackiepick.bsky.social
https://jackiepick.substack.com/

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#Woolfer
Former teacher
You have your Thanksgiving traditions, we have ours.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My dog is helping with Thanksgiving prep.
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My annual horrifying reminder that Woodstock eats the turkey.

A Very Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Shitshow streams for free on Apple TV+ on Saturday and Sunday, November 15-16.
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ICYMI (link to post in comments)
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This diagram is missing the random dude on the sidewalk who wants to "help."
August 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Husband: I don’t have buns. Do you have any preference for bread?
Child: No preference
Husband:
July 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This book is good any day
Today only this book
July 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I walked away for one minute and someone in my family vandalized the mash.
May 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I won't buy this cereal because I would spend precious moments at breakfast wondering why they won't take their relationships to the next level.
May 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Wait a minute, I float like this
April 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Still sad they didn't go with "Peepsi"
April 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Right, so do you vacuum this or...
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Allow me to be your deranged literary sommelier for this month.

New post up on the ol' blog.

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March 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
oh how grand this was
February 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My contribution to public safety.
February 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me 2015/2025
January 9, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is totally how I looked when I played.
January 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Happy Gotcha Day to this unbothered fuzzy muggins.
Two years in and I have more photos of him than everyone else in the family combined.
January 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Do I...do I need to report this to someone? Have we inadvertently created a crime scene?
December 22, 2024 at 1:00 PM
This is my dog. When he’s not being utterly adorable, he lets me know he is over my nonsense.
November 19, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Getting my first dose today and will do this (in about 36 hours)
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 PM