I should have known better.

I am several tablespoons to blame. I advertised on Twitter (back when it was Twitter) and on Meta. I signed contracts with companies owned by Murdoch and Bezos. I gave these billionaires the money they are now using to push the rest of us towards extinction while they plan their escape to Mars.

To this day I cannot believe you got away with this

Sending heartfelt sympathy your way, because I have BEEN THERE 😢

That last sentence was maybe the truest thing I've ever read.

Wow, that RULES.
Sometimes I think cowardice is only obvious once you've seen what courage looks like.

It's like if the goosebumps font had a PS2 emoji

I think "appalled" comes pretty close

I know, right? I was expecting anarchy. (But maybe anarchists love libraries?)

Australian readers typically can't tell the difference 😳

RL Stine has the weirdest work ethic. Guy will write his ass off for 30 years, but will settle for a tagline like that 😂