JackGeneric
@jackgeneric.bsky.social
look, it's that guy who i am
he/him
he/him
Ventriloquist character with a wildly over-animated personality and a puppet that barely moves and only grudgingly speaks in one-word phrases.
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ventriloquist character with a wildly over-animated personality and a puppet that barely moves and only grudgingly speaks in one-word phrases.
I feel like the artist captured the instant before one of the hands digs its fingers down through the ocean floor, and just starts tearing.
trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy
never seen a more clearly cursed object
never seen a more clearly cursed object
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I feel like the artist captured the instant before one of the hands digs its fingers down through the ocean floor, and just starts tearing.
i'm playing the case in ace attorney 2 that everybody hates. i was aware of a couple things that would suck through cultural osmosis, but noticing the ages of the people involved in the marriage subplot was a surprise kick in the head
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i'm playing the case in ace attorney 2 that everybody hates. i was aware of a couple things that would suck through cultural osmosis, but noticing the ages of the people involved in the marriage subplot was a surprise kick in the head
Playing through the early Ace Attorney games on a whim, and I just need someone who can tell me if I'm struggling because I'm being unobservant or if I'm going to shout, "Oh, fuck off!" when I learn what the game wants.
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Playing through the early Ace Attorney games on a whim, and I just need someone who can tell me if I'm struggling because I'm being unobservant or if I'm going to shout, "Oh, fuck off!" when I learn what the game wants.
the children will not stop mocking my stupid fucking heptacorne hat
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
the children will not stop mocking my stupid fucking heptacorne hat
I've just looked up the story of how John Mellencamp's Small Town was written, and he claims that nobody agreed to pay him a bonus for every line that ended with the words "small town," he just did that on his own. Wild.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I've just looked up the story of how John Mellencamp's Small Town was written, and he claims that nobody agreed to pay him a bonus for every line that ended with the words "small town," he just did that on his own. Wild.
built from the sky down
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
built from the sky down
HROTOMOS!
HROTOMOOOOOOS!
HROTOMOOOOOOS!
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
HROTOMOS!
HROTOMOOOOOOS!
HROTOMOOOOOOS!
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Behold, friend (but not too closely if you'll take my advice) that shape which men call the Dipshit's Orb or the Jackass's Ball and which, having been devised by a cad and roustabout, avails itself of not a single damnèd use on God's green Earth.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Behold, friend (but not too closely if you'll take my advice) that shape which men call the Dipshit's Orb or the Jackass's Ball and which, having been devised by a cad and roustabout, avails itself of not a single damnèd use on God's green Earth.
someone posted a labeler that was meant to, "give you more context about the accounts you interact with," and i subscribed for a larf. so far i've learned that "50+ posts yesterday" is not a meaningful label when you follow people who have a Poster's Soul
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
someone posted a labeler that was meant to, "give you more context about the accounts you interact with," and i subscribed for a larf. so far i've learned that "50+ posts yesterday" is not a meaningful label when you follow people who have a Poster's Soul
I remembered so many different plot points of my dream that I found it tedious just going over all of them in my head
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I remembered so many different plot points of my dream that I found it tedious just going over all of them in my head
The year is 2068. The neon streets of Neo Harrisburg are a battleground as corporate conflict escalates into full cyber warfare. Sensing weakness, the Wawa zaibatsu attempts to push into Sheetz Heavy Industry territory.
November 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The year is 2068. The neon streets of Neo Harrisburg are a battleground as corporate conflict escalates into full cyber warfare. Sensing weakness, the Wawa zaibatsu attempts to push into Sheetz Heavy Industry territory.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Not a threat, no. I'm just saying he's a meddlesome priest, and if I were rid of him, I'd be happier.
November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Not a threat, no. I'm just saying he's a meddlesome priest, and if I were rid of him, I'd be happier.
if i keep getting prompted to add my neighbor's smart lightbulbs to my phone, i'm going to learn morse code
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if i keep getting prompted to add my neighbor's smart lightbulbs to my phone, i'm going to learn morse code
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
GUY WHO LEARNED THE WORD "EGREGORE" FROM DESTINY 2: [Nodding] Blahaj is a fungus that lets you walk through certain death planes.
November 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
GUY WHO LEARNED THE WORD "EGREGORE" FROM DESTINY 2: [Nodding] Blahaj is a fungus that lets you walk through certain death planes.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
a slide rule is manual transmission math
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
a slide rule is manual transmission math
Jesus Christ Hath Turned The Sand Or Whatever It Is In My Etch-A-Sketch Into Wine, I Think He Can Only Do Wine, Guys
and other contemporary hymns
and other contemporary hymns
November 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Jesus Christ Hath Turned The Sand Or Whatever It Is In My Etch-A-Sketch Into Wine, I Think He Can Only Do Wine, Guys
and other contemporary hymns
and other contemporary hymns
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
CHOITNER: And you're happy with how the print turned out?
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
CHOITNER: And you're happy with how the print turned out?
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
ME: Have you ever heard of Wabi-sabi? It's the embracing of the imperfect, the impermanent and the incomplete.
CHOITNER: And the fact that it saves you re-doing an 8-hour print has no bearing on anything?
ME: Listen,
For some reason Bambu Studio decided not to include supports for a region that absolutely needed supports and the end result was a moose with the world's shittiest beard
November 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
For some reason Bambu Studio decided not to include supports for a region that absolutely needed supports and the end result was a moose with the world's shittiest beard
all of my weens, hallowed
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
all of my weens, hallowed