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jackfeerick.bsky.social
The Management of This Cinema Welcomes You
@jackfeerick.bsky.social
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Caregiver. Proofreader. Musician. Badger at the teddy bear's picnic. Antifascist, anticapitalist; but I repeat myself. I don't know if love is guaranteed going to save us, but I'm pretty sure it's the only thing that might.
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Me reading this list like
It's TEEN ROAST, at the Vault in Orange!
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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You can't save everyone, but you make everyone feel worth saving. Christopher Reeve as Superman is flying through space, with the curve of the Earth visible behind him. He smiles earnestly, almost embarrassed.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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This, but complimentary
A shitty right-wing meme from 2020 or so, showing a sheriff's SUV jackknifed across a gravel road. Hanging from the side view mirror are a gun holster and a tactical vest, and a brown sheriff's hat is perched on the hood. Far in the background is the small figure of the cop himself, walking away from the camera toward a distant sunset. Text: WHAT IF THEY ALL JUST WALKED AWAY?
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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And only lead can stop you
A box of Remington .44 bullets
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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?
...Zohran...?
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Soon.
Street scene with a cinema marquee reading NOIRVEMBER FILM FESTIVAL ALL MONTH / NEW DOUBLE FEATURES EVERY DAY
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Bill Hicks's album RANT IN E MINOR
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Football player executing a punt
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Baseball player executing a bunt
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Change one letter, ruin a candy
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. . . sorry.
Runts
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
Jane Siberry's BOUND BY THE BEAUTY
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Tweet from Lauren/@NotABigJerk, altered so it reads "i’m not falling for that hot take. that’s clearly someone with a fetish for [losing contests]. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Sorry, what? I can't hear your petty concerns over the BLUDGEONING MAJESTY OF NATURE
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Screw all this, let's go hiking
Letchworth State Park
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Detourned meme of Matthew Holness as Garth Marenghi -- author, shaman, dreamweaver -- saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards," but instead of "subtext" it says "buttsex" and instead of "cowards" it says "pretty awesome"
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Detourned panel from THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS, with Batman breaking a shotgun over his knee, but he's saying "THIS is the weapon of the ENEMY. Ain't MY bag, but go NUTS."
October 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Godzilla (a giant nuclear lizard) and Jet Jaguar (an equally large pointy-headed robot with a frozen rictus grin) share a hearty handshake after joining forces to deliver a smackdown to the alien monster Megalon (not shown)
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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????
Blurry blow-up of a long-faced day player with receding curly hair and a drooping mustache in BUCK ROGERS (1979) Werner Herzog at age 37, photographed in 1979 during the making of FITZCARRALDO
October 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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NOT NOBODY, NOT NOHOW!
Frank Morgan as the Guardian of the Gates in THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939). His ensemble is entirely green: tall furry shako and mittens, cossack blouse, and cape with a high, horizontally striped collar. He has an elaborately bogus handlebar mustache and matching eyebrows, and holds aloft an official-looking staff. He is speaking sternly to Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and (just peeking to the frame) the Tun Woodsman.
October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
A black-and-white illustration by Frank Hamilton of the French pulp supervillain Fantomas, a sinister figure in evening wear, opera gloves, a silk top hat and a black domino mask
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The Avengers look dubious. Thor stammers: "And--and that--that is thy DEFENSE?"
October 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I reported it for impersonation anyway:
In the report field, I wrote "This is a criminal enterprise impersonating a legitimate governing authority"
October 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A faded sign reading SHAQUE D'AMOUR
October 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The famous "History of left-handedness" graph -- showing a precipitous rise between 1910 and 1950 from 3% to 12% of the general population, then holding steady for the next 50 years -- but the image is reversed
October 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM