My most conservative opinion is that you shouldn’t be able to buy baja blast at the grocery store

Had huel and spinach for lunch today. I’m kind of like a grounded, more realistic take on popeye in a modern day setting

Yeah man this party is awesome. Some dude brought green elixir

You can get yourself clean… you can have a good meal… actually you can do literally anything you want

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

My first follower is @jackchertz.bsky.social lfg

Thinking of my fav video ever: youtu.be/6Gx5KTJUyTQ?...

Now I am become hungwy, rumbler of tummies

Loved that Ice Cube fella in the turtle movie

They need to just drop a 4 a.m. BeReal one day. Who’s up

Everywhere I go, I see his face… (picture a large mural of Jimmy Buffett that I’m looking at)

First @hyejun.bsky.social follower lfg

We the few, we the ELITE, we who have seen the early screenings of A Haunting in Venice

A delectable free white wine at the early poirot screening. Kennethheads… can we lose? (My Bluesky following had to know about this to earn me more respect)

By joining this site I’ve become something of a social engineer. A master “e-manipulator” the likes of which the web has never seen.