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I just dropped a fire thread I can't be bothered to repost here.

Me: what's your theriotype?

Them: red fox, german shepherd, african wild dog, jaguar, puma, pelican, ethiopian wolf, bearded dragon and octopus.

Me: damn if I had that many animals inside me I'd be in heaven.

Them: What?

Me, sweating: you know... cause I'd be dead 👀🫣

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I guess I should make a first post so here it is!

Everyone asks me why I wear a space helmet and the answer is simple. Because I ride a red rocket.