@jack-isle.bsky.social
Rude & not ginger. Allergic to Retinax. "Professional help is being sought." He/him, 40s. VOTE or we lose! #IDIC
Bold of you to imply imminent sobriety
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Bold of you to imply imminent sobriety
We live in a Philip K Dick novel, I know it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We live in a Philip K Dick novel, I know it.
But would it be kissable? 😄
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
But would it be kissable? 😄
Yes: “Morgue.”
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Yes: “Morgue.”
Unnecessary Dick pics, too.
November 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Unnecessary Dick pics, too.
Call Dick Tracy
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Call Dick Tracy
Except Julie Chen, right?
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Except Julie Chen, right?
I have a diabolical but probably useless idea. We can call our elected officials and tell them we have an urgent case of elder abuse to report in the DC area. It’s accurate, and we have video evidence immediately available
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I have a diabolical but probably useless idea. We can call our elected officials and tell them we have an urgent case of elder abuse to report in the DC area. It’s accurate, and we have video evidence immediately available
Tell a human on a recorded phone line?
September 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Tell a human on a recorded phone line?
It takes only a few additional minutes to call their customer service number and tell a human (on a recorded line) why you canceled. The phone reps are our friends in this.
September 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It takes only a few additional minutes to call their customer service number and tell a human (on a recorded line) why you canceled. The phone reps are our friends in this.
They named the big monster after him in Star Trek ‘09, of which a friend said “that’s the angriest vagina I’ve ever heard!”
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
They named the big monster after him in Star Trek ‘09, of which a friend said “that’s the angriest vagina I’ve ever heard!”
Isn’t that Tuesdays? This is still Monday, regrettably
September 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Isn’t that Tuesdays? This is still Monday, regrettably
“Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow!”
September 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow!”
Some will even send pics
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a pool ball and glasses .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a pool ball and glasses .
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Some will even send pics
Somebody’s seen The Untouchables.
August 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Somebody’s seen The Untouchables.
Moonbase Alpha, here we come!
a picture of the moon with the words massive nuclear
ALT: a picture of the moon with the words massive nuclear
media.tenor.com
August 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Moonbase Alpha, here we come!