Jack Falstaff
@jack-falstaff.bsky.social
I was as virtuously given as a gentleman need be, swore little; diced not above seven times—a week; went to a bawdy house not above once in a quarter—of an hour; paid money that I borrowed—three or four times; lived well and in good compass.
Start with Lonsdale.
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Start with Lonsdale.
You should stop waking up during meetings, or, y'know, ever.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You should stop waking up during meetings, or, y'know, ever.
Real ID was supposed to be a safety & security requirement, but for the low low price of $45.....
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Real ID was supposed to be a safety & security requirement, but for the low low price of $45.....
We all need a cute brunette with a butch cut now and then.
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We all need a cute brunette with a butch cut now and then.
Take it from a guy with >40 years as a professional writer - your writing brain is a muscle. Exercise it and keep it in shape and these days will become normal. Good work!
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Take it from a guy with >40 years as a professional writer - your writing brain is a muscle. Exercise it and keep it in shape and these days will become normal. Good work!
I put on pants. Well, lululemon drawstring pants. But pants nonetheless.
Wish you were going on Op Frodo this year! Wd love to see you.
Wish you were going on Op Frodo this year! Wd love to see you.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I put on pants. Well, lululemon drawstring pants. But pants nonetheless.
Wish you were going on Op Frodo this year! Wd love to see you.
Wish you were going on Op Frodo this year! Wd love to see you.
10 million pounds of shit is gonna be my new band name.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
10 million pounds of shit is gonna be my new band name.
BVC - three great things that go great together!
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
BVC - three great things that go great together!
That'll never work.
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That'll never work.
They need you and me to like it. Which ain't gonna happen.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
They need you and me to like it. Which ain't gonna happen.
I'm a filthy ho. I just do this for money. I wrench on dune buggies and travel the world for fun.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm a filthy ho. I just do this for money. I wrench on dune buggies and travel the world for fun.
Just makes me think I shoulda leaned into ghosting as a career. I'm really fast when I get harnessed into a project, and if I landed one of those, I could land a bunch. $300-$400K to say basically nothing in 100,000 words? Cake.
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just makes me think I shoulda leaned into ghosting as a career. I'm really fast when I get harnessed into a project, and if I landed one of those, I could land a bunch. $300-$400K to say basically nothing in 100,000 words? Cake.
That was inevitable. Combine the fact that once you define abortion as murder we have laws on the books about murder, plus the "I'm more pro-life than the other guy" mentality when chumming for krishchun votes, and this is gonna happen every time.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
That was inevitable. Combine the fact that once you define abortion as murder we have laws on the books about murder, plus the "I'm more pro-life than the other guy" mentality when chumming for krishchun votes, and this is gonna happen every time.
If he takes off his mask, his fellow agents will arrest him.
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If he takes off his mask, his fellow agents will arrest him.
Yes. I'm a 62-y/o cishet white guy, and seeing pride flags is so much better than Chump flags.
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yes. I'm a 62-y/o cishet white guy, and seeing pride flags is so much better than Chump flags.
Fuck. Bitch writes like that and gets a top industry job?
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Fuck. Bitch writes like that and gets a top industry job?
My own terms are moving to Europe and getting reasonable insurance there.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My own terms are moving to Europe and getting reasonable insurance there.
The 9 Billion Names of God?
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The 9 Billion Names of God?
We all know Trump is senile. No news here.
November 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
We all know Trump is senile. No news here.
This is becoming their go-to fake charge.
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
This is becoming their go-to fake charge.
And dwelling on Biden's diction.
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
And dwelling on Biden's diction.