Jack Falstaff
@jack-falstaff.bsky.social
I was as virtuously given as a gentleman need be, swore little; diced not above seven times—a week; went to a bawdy house not above once in a quarter—of an hour; paid money that I borrowed—three or four times; lived well and in good compass.
An honest moment from the GOP.
Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking p*dophiles." 🤔
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
An honest moment from the GOP.
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#MotherNatureSong
#MusicChallenge
#JazzSky
Day 15
Remembering Cannonball Adderley, born on this day, 1928
and
Bill Evans died on this day, 1980
🎶 Autumn leaves
Cannonball Adderley
youtu.be/CpB7-8SGlJ0?...
Bill Evans
youtu.be/C1mMsz2I1c8?...
#MusicChallenge
#JazzSky
Day 15
Remembering Cannonball Adderley, born on this day, 1928
and
Bill Evans died on this day, 1980
🎶 Autumn leaves
Cannonball Adderley
youtu.be/CpB7-8SGlJ0?...
Bill Evans
youtu.be/C1mMsz2I1c8?...
September 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
#MotherNatureSong
#MusicChallenge
#JazzSky
Day 15
Remembering Cannonball Adderley, born on this day, 1928
and
Bill Evans died on this day, 1980
🎶 Autumn leaves
Cannonball Adderley
youtu.be/CpB7-8SGlJ0?...
Bill Evans
youtu.be/C1mMsz2I1c8?...
#MusicChallenge
#JazzSky
Day 15
Remembering Cannonball Adderley, born on this day, 1928
and
Bill Evans died on this day, 1980
🎶 Autumn leaves
Cannonball Adderley
youtu.be/CpB7-8SGlJ0?...
Bill Evans
youtu.be/C1mMsz2I1c8?...
Remember when Republican Denny Hastert was found to have raped children?
Same thing now.
Same thing now.
September 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Remember when Republican Denny Hastert was found to have raped children?
Same thing now.
Same thing now.
Using red (slave) state troops to occupy blue cities is reverse Reconstruction. Deconstruction, really. It's about redneck KKK types enforcing white supremacy and neo-Jim Crow on liberal cities at gunpoint. #AbolishICE
August 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Using red (slave) state troops to occupy blue cities is reverse Reconstruction. Deconstruction, really. It's about redneck KKK types enforcing white supremacy and neo-Jim Crow on liberal cities at gunpoint. #AbolishICE
In my case, 31 years ago.
August 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In my case, 31 years ago.
Gotta say, Gavin Newsom is on full send. I respect that.
August 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Gotta say, Gavin Newsom is on full send. I respect that.
The era of big stupid is upon us.
August 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The era of big stupid is upon us.
Using the international date line as the farthest east/west you can go, my farthests are:
North: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT
South: Jakarta, Indonesia
East: Tokyo, Japan
West: Niihau, Hawaii
North: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT
South: Jakarta, Indonesia
East: Tokyo, Japan
West: Niihau, Hawaii
August 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Using the international date line as the farthest east/west you can go, my farthests are:
North: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT
South: Jakarta, Indonesia
East: Tokyo, Japan
West: Niihau, Hawaii
North: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT
South: Jakarta, Indonesia
East: Tokyo, Japan
West: Niihau, Hawaii
It's obvious that the reason the #EpsteinFiles disappeared is because Donald #Trump raped tween girls. The victims say so, Epstein was murdered on Trump's watch by his henchmen, and he's trying to put the whole thing down the memory hole.
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN
That's it. That's the reason.
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN
That's it. That's the reason.
July 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's obvious that the reason the #EpsteinFiles disappeared is because Donald #Trump raped tween girls. The victims say so, Epstein was murdered on Trump's watch by his henchmen, and he's trying to put the whole thing down the memory hole.
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN
That's it. That's the reason.
TRUMP RAPED CHILDREN
That's it. That's the reason.
But wait, I thought other countries paid the tariff?
rich arkansas hicks and face-eating grifters… match made in heaven
May 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
But wait, I thought other countries paid the tariff?
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Perfect!
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Perfect!
Can we celebrate US Victory in the Civil War too? That would be fun.
May 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Can we celebrate US Victory in the Civil War too? That would be fun.
Local community fair this w/e - Republican ad in the flyer says "Take over the school board! Here's who to vote for."
Democratic ad is literally: "Democrats care about birds and bees, flowers and trees."
We are fucking doomed.
Democratic ad is literally: "Democrats care about birds and bees, flowers and trees."
We are fucking doomed.
April 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Local community fair this w/e - Republican ad in the flyer says "Take over the school board! Here's who to vote for."
Democratic ad is literally: "Democrats care about birds and bees, flowers and trees."
We are fucking doomed.
Democratic ad is literally: "Democrats care about birds and bees, flowers and trees."
We are fucking doomed.
Why is it that the people who most ostentatiously and performatively adore the flag are also the ones who blatantly desecrate it like this?
April 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Why is it that the people who most ostentatiously and performatively adore the flag are also the ones who blatantly desecrate it like this?
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“This happens today: if the investments in the banks fall slightly… a tragedy… what can be done? But if people die of hunger, if they have nothing eat, if they have poor health, it does not matter! This is our crisis today!”
-Pope Francis
-Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“This happens today: if the investments in the banks fall slightly… a tragedy… what can be done? But if people die of hunger, if they have nothing eat, if they have poor health, it does not matter! This is our crisis today!”
-Pope Francis
-Pope Francis
China is going to win the trade war simply because to get into leadership there you need to be smart and ruthless. Here you only need to appeal to stupid people, who want someone who doesn't make them *feel* stupid.
April 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
China is going to win the trade war simply because to get into leadership there you need to be smart and ruthless. Here you only need to appeal to stupid people, who want someone who doesn't make them *feel* stupid.
I'm ready for today!
April 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm ready for today!
