Jabroxen Brodium
@jabroxenbrodium.bsky.social
Cybo man escaped the facility / writing, movies, ATL and general nonsense
In the lockdown I set the goal to be able to make fettuccine alfredo from scratch, from memory, without measuring ingredients. I put in prac. Still whip it up fairly regularly and haven't thought about that in a while
Made last night and it was excellent. It's 2025 and that recipe is in my pocket
Made last night and it was excellent. It's 2025 and that recipe is in my pocket
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In the lockdown I set the goal to be able to make fettuccine alfredo from scratch, from memory, without measuring ingredients. I put in prac. Still whip it up fairly regularly and haven't thought about that in a while
Made last night and it was excellent. It's 2025 and that recipe is in my pocket
Made last night and it was excellent. It's 2025 and that recipe is in my pocket
I think that I am the Lawnmower Man btw
Bluesky is full of people who think they are Meg Murray from Madeleine L'Engle
Twitter is full of people who think that Cormack McCarthy's The Road is a good idea
It's not an amazing choice but it's an obvious one
Twitter is full of people who think that Cormack McCarthy's The Road is a good idea
It's not an amazing choice but it's an obvious one
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think that I am the Lawnmower Man btw
Bluesky is full of people who think they are Meg Murray from Madeleine L'Engle
Twitter is full of people who think that Cormack McCarthy's The Road is a good idea
It's not an amazing choice but it's an obvious one
Twitter is full of people who think that Cormack McCarthy's The Road is a good idea
It's not an amazing choice but it's an obvious one
December 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Bluesky is full of people who think they are Meg Murray from Madeleine L'Engle
Twitter is full of people who think that Cormack McCarthy's The Road is a good idea
It's not an amazing choice but it's an obvious one
Twitter is full of people who think that Cormack McCarthy's The Road is a good idea
It's not an amazing choice but it's an obvious one
The less I use computer the more world
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The less I use computer the more world
Cybo man came to visit me
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Cybo man came to visit me
I want everyone to obey the law and refrain from harming each other and I want it to be normal for people to tell the truth. I am living in the wrong decade and the wrong country for all of that. Not my fault!
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I want everyone to obey the law and refrain from harming each other and I want it to be normal for people to tell the truth. I am living in the wrong decade and the wrong country for all of that. Not my fault!
The realities of business and class in America have made financial crime inevitable, and while we don't excuse it, very few people would say "no senators do inside trading." They know that isn't true.
Our laws have made political violence inevitable in the same way, but we aren't allowed to say so
Our laws have made political violence inevitable in the same way, but we aren't allowed to say so
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The realities of business and class in America have made financial crime inevitable, and while we don't excuse it, very few people would say "no senators do inside trading." They know that isn't true.
Our laws have made political violence inevitable in the same way, but we aren't allowed to say so
Our laws have made political violence inevitable in the same way, but we aren't allowed to say so
Unfortunately, Trump is probably right about this one, he has a very annoying habit of doing that
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Unfortunately, Trump is probably right about this one, he has a very annoying habit of doing that
My unhelpful hot take is that all American military personnel volunteer, and their job is to hold a gun and not get shot, but shoot the enemy. If you are standing there with a machine gun in the uniform of the Army of the Republic, it's YOUR responsibility not to get killed 🤷♂️
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My unhelpful hot take is that all American military personnel volunteer, and their job is to hold a gun and not get shot, but shoot the enemy. If you are standing there with a machine gun in the uniform of the Army of the Republic, it's YOUR responsibility not to get killed 🤷♂️
Once, just once it would be nice if a falling burning rock from outer space would land on me
Comet Fragment Fireball: A green fireball lit up the skies over the Great Lakes in the early hours of Sunday. It was visible over hundreds of miles. www.livescience.com/space/meteor...
100,000 mph 'comet fragment' explodes in green fireball over Great Lakes, eerie videos show
A fireball lit up the skies over the Great Lakes in the early hours of Sunday and was visible for hundreds of miles.
www.livescience.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Once, just once it would be nice if a falling burning rock from outer space would land on me
We watched Mary Poppins last night and that's how I learned that I want to fuck Mary Poppins
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We watched Mary Poppins last night and that's how I learned that I want to fuck Mary Poppins
I alone can fix it
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I alone can fix it
That Biden got headshotted by an article written by Olivia Nuzzi has everything to do with the DNC and his campaign (and, frankly, the cruelty of his family) and very little to do with felching but, alas
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That Biden got headshotted by an article written by Olivia Nuzzi has everything to do with the DNC and his campaign (and, frankly, the cruelty of his family) and very little to do with felching but, alas
I was seeing a girl and allowed her to pick a song for me to sing at karaoke. She teed up this monster and I ate absolute shit for three minutes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I was seeing a girl and allowed her to pick a song for me to sing at karaoke. She teed up this monster and I ate absolute shit for three minutes.
I don't like pie very much but god damn, I love Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I don't like pie very much but god damn, I love Thanksgiving
I know that Campbells soup is not "good," IDGAF. That line of products has about four or five irreplaceable formulas without which the American kitchen is unrecognizable. IDGAF if the chicken comes out of a 3D printer. Like Coca-Cola, there simply is no substitute, "good" doesn't enter into it
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I know that Campbells soup is not "good," IDGAF. That line of products has about four or five irreplaceable formulas without which the American kitchen is unrecognizable. IDGAF if the chicken comes out of a 3D printer. Like Coca-Cola, there simply is no substitute, "good" doesn't enter into it
I have no memory of posting this and I have no idea what it's supposed to mean or refer to, I contain multitudes etc
The Green, Green Grits of Home
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I have no memory of posting this and I have no idea what it's supposed to mean or refer to, I contain multitudes etc
Reposted by Jabroxen Brodium
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
Reposted by Jabroxen Brodium
We will begin airing of the livestream of the Funeral of G. Amato at 12pm PT / 3pm ET
Apologies for the delay.
Apologies for the delay.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We will begin airing of the livestream of the Funeral of G. Amato at 12pm PT / 3pm ET
Apologies for the delay.
Apologies for the delay.
The G Amato memorial live stream is not loading
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The G Amato memorial live stream is not loading
Oppenheimer was possibly the worst movie to ever win best picture but this gif is really weird and compelling
Do you like movies? Me too! I've got a daily movie challenge for you - 10 days of favorite Oscar winners (films that won best picture). Post a GIF from the movie!
If you are reading this you have been challenged. Do you accept?
Day 4: Oppenheimer
If you are reading this you have been challenged. Do you accept?
Day 4: Oppenheimer
a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at something
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oppenheimer was possibly the worst movie to ever win best picture but this gif is really weird and compelling
Reposted by Jabroxen Brodium
finishing thanksgiving dinner, sitting back, loosening my belt and then belching the really fast bass run from "Call Me Al"
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
finishing thanksgiving dinner, sitting back, loosening my belt and then belching the really fast bass run from "Call Me Al"
The irrational hatred of the modern Star Wars saga is an op. Here is the correct truth:
The Force Awakens is fine.
The Last Jedi is excellent, better than we deserve, and Rian Johnson understood the assignment better than Lucas
The Rise of Skywalker is hack trash
You're welcome
The Force Awakens is fine.
The Last Jedi is excellent, better than we deserve, and Rian Johnson understood the assignment better than Lucas
The Rise of Skywalker is hack trash
You're welcome
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The irrational hatred of the modern Star Wars saga is an op. Here is the correct truth:
The Force Awakens is fine.
The Last Jedi is excellent, better than we deserve, and Rian Johnson understood the assignment better than Lucas
The Rise of Skywalker is hack trash
You're welcome
The Force Awakens is fine.
The Last Jedi is excellent, better than we deserve, and Rian Johnson understood the assignment better than Lucas
The Rise of Skywalker is hack trash
You're welcome
A child in utero can see through the mother's tissue into the worl
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
A child in utero can see through the mother's tissue into the worl
I can tell you aren't the real Samantha Mulder. The real Samantha Mulder would have a dumptruck ass
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I can tell you aren't the real Samantha Mulder. The real Samantha Mulder would have a dumptruck ass