no way

OKAY YAY OKAY YAY YIPPIE YAY

the other other thing is that it's military-based and i'm gonna feel like i need to include fifty disclaimers about that

you can reassure them you're not going to hurt them all you want, but the sheer size of you and especially the way you bare your teeth when you grin at their antics is going to keep them terrified of you for a long time to come

HELPPPPP.... i mean actually you're onto something but the concept is slaughtering me. i would like to apologize if anyone was offended by my treatment of micros......... you should only put like five boys in a jar at the same time... listening & learning

fifty boys each in two jars and i shake 'em like maracas

EEEEEEE IT'S SOOOOO GOOD SONNY THANK YOUUU!! i so dearly love the expression on emmrich's face and the tilt of the jar and ooo lucanis looks goooood that size... i'm with emmrich keep him like that!!!

oohhh whoa... they say hes got birthday... birthday GODZILLAAAA

also bc i forgor to say my current icon was drawn by MY WONDERFUL HUSBAND @cat-b0ne.bsky.social and it was one of the first images of wunby to exist and i treasure it so dearly

this is the most devil's sacrament-ass image i've ever posted and i will not be clarifying on this matter

oh, neat! it's not really the kind of media analysis i like to do, but i hope you have fun with it.