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j33f.bsky.social
@j33f.bsky.social
Cyber Security, Ceramics, Interviews, and miscellaneous. Mostly miscellaneous if I’m being honest.
Heard you're thinking about voting to bypass cloture on the spending bill 😠. Tried to call but your voicemail is full and your staff isn't picking up the phone. Will support any primary challenger if you play a role in helping R's pass a funding bill.
March 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I get that he's saying he changed his mind, but someone who claims to be a historian shouldn't need to realize a national leader with foreign conquest ambitions isn't funny.

When in all of history has it ever been something that should have been laughed off?
March 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You're a historian and you think it's funny? Must not be a very good one.
March 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"There go my people, I must find out where they are going so I can lead them."
March 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If someone considers a device that doesn't have actual intelligence to be their peer, we should believe them and hope they all wear it on their sleeves.
March 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Because they think politics is a spectator sport and the spectators will always forgive cheating if it's done in a fun and cheeky sort of way.
March 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why not? Did you just wake up from a 9 year long coma?
March 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
❤️
March 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Say what you will, it's definitely being run like a lot of business I've worked at...
March 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Coming up on Season 3 of “what if a man was very large?”
February 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This seems like the kind of thing that happens when you take a system operated by a skeleton crew for max profit and then foist a bunch of stress and uncertainty on the backs of the workers.
February 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
He's gonna tap your phone and arrest your donors but I'm not worried because you're gonna weakly dunk on him on social media
February 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Did the IC get this too? Are they supposed to send their update to a private server?
February 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Everyone in their reporting chain will either do what Elon says or escalate ultimately to someone who does. He isn't officially above them? Who gives a shit. Why even bother saying that?

If you can't think literally one layer below the surface, it's time to stfu and find a leader to support.
February 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I see ol' "do nothing Jeffries" is up to his usual tricks.
February 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I just checked the news and I think you're gonna have to ask Nausicaä to identify it.
February 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I would love a Wallace Shawn spy movie where he bumbles around comedically failing into success and then in the 3rd act we find out it was actually a deep cover persona and he goes certified badass on everyone.
February 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Was visiting in-laws in Taiwan and saw a toned white guy jogging in the park. My FIL points at him and goes "see that guy? CIA"
February 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I have yet to hear a single Republican complain about the actions you've taken in opposition.
February 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM