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18+ content ahead.

Be prepared.
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I still love this video of us.
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peak couple dynamic 😌

*stede's definition of fun can range from "community theater" to "izzy with a sword" depending on circumstances
#gentlefiddle
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Also, please forgive the handle change! A few people I know are on here now. Really want to keep SOME parts of my life out of their sight. Don’t know their account handles or I’d just block. So changing mine to be less like my IG/Threads one to deter them. Hopefully.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If someone bought something, don’t come up to the counter repeatedly to ask if I think the buyers will change their minds. Had an item waiting to be wrapped yesterday. Same woman asked MULTIPLE times if I thought they’d change their minds about it, the last of it in stock. I just… What?
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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It's Cyber Monday! If you are online today, you are obligated to buy something! So why not buy this digital calendar, packed with beautiful Izzy centric art? All proceeds split between Grassroots Gaza and Lambda Literary.
yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I noticed Izzy staring at something, intrigued. He kept tilting. I thought maybe he saw a spider or something so I went over. He was seeing his reflection in my iPad screen 😂
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Eagerly awaiting the US release of Pillion. Still. I’ve been waiting for MONTHS. I wanna see it so bad. Leather? BDSM? Motorcycles? Alexander Skarsgård? Yes, please! 🤤
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Got home, had playtime outside, go him dinner, now he’s asleep with his head in my lap. He’s a daddy’s boy.
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I’ve got a DINOSAUR.
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
4 hours sleep. Back hurts from shoveling wet snow. Freezing cold with no jacket or gloves. But now off to work. Late 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’ve had a tattoo design in mind for a few years. I’d told a former friend about it, one who stabbed me in the back. I just found out they went and got the tattoo themselves. This isn’t a generic thing like flowers or clock. This is a unique combination of two things we both love. Not a coincidence.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I mean… 😂
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Someone’s happy it’s snowing. Not me. But someone.

Sorry about the music, forgot to pause it while we were out.
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We said online Lego and JellyCat are excluded from the sales.

We put signs on the doors saying they’re excluded from the sales.

Customers bring those to the counter.

We remind them they’re not part of the sales.

Customers:
Surprised Pikachu GIF
ALT: Surprised Pikachu GIF
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November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I was telling a customer that the scanner wasn’t working right, and that it’s stopped working several times during the day. We were laughing about it. And my coworker whispered at me, seriously, to stop complaining. We were joking about it not wanting to work today. I wasn’t ACTUALLY complaining! 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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stede leads their escape while izzy gets the last word 😊
#stizzy
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Work provides us lunch for Black Friday and small business Saturday. I asked if it’s possible to do one pizza half cheese. I don’t mind pulling off pepperoni but it takes half the cheese with it. Well… they got me my own personal pizza instead!
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Quote of the day: It smells like a warm grandma farted.

No, I will not provide context.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Okay. Got my pre-work stress rant out with my friend. Warned her she’ll probably get a post-work one, too. Time to get dressed. Going in earlier than usual.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
At least one of us getting some sleep before I have to go to work.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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I remember
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I should be asleep. But Izzy decided 6am was play time. I’ve been up for an hour because of him. If I let myself go back to sleep, I know I’ll miss my alarm and be late for work. On a normal day, I’d manage. But one of the busiest days of the year? Really? End me…
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Oh no poor Cliff😭, he just wanted to suck off a pretty twink🥺
August 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you want to buy toys or baby gear, but want to support small, my job is really nice! Free shipping if you spend 100. We only ship to the US though. In order notes, tell them Matt told you about the store!

modernnaturalbaby.com
Modern Natural Baby
Modern Natural Baby
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November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM