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Ivy Burns
@ivyburns.bsky.social
· Dec 10
dating a hebrew boy to feel a new alphabet on my clit
i’m with 2 bad bitches and they both got subprime auto loans 😈🥶
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i’m with 2 bad bitches and they both got subprime auto loans 😈🥶
I'm so desensitized to woke shit that a pumpkin with a he/him lesbian
carved in it is just normal to me
carved in it is just normal to me
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I'm so desensitized to woke shit that a pumpkin with a he/him lesbian
carved in it is just normal to me
carved in it is just normal to me
the “two types of cats” are fighting inside me and the kiki one is enacting looney toons-esque plots
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
the “two types of cats” are fighting inside me and the kiki one is enacting looney toons-esque plots
coming home from exhausting 9-5 to also do all the house chores while my wife shows me the beat she made in fl studio
September 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
coming home from exhausting 9-5 to also do all the house chores while my wife shows me the beat she made in fl studio
hooking up with a drummer on some “am i rushing or dragging?”
August 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
hooking up with a drummer on some “am i rushing or dragging?”
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your white boyfriend is a bad inefficient engineer
July 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
your white boyfriend is a bad inefficient engineer
i always let the egg come first
July 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
i always let the egg come first
pleaing “death of the author” when questions about last nights drunk texts
July 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
pleaing “death of the author” when questions about last nights drunk texts
flying home to show my middle school bullies what a REAL fag looks like
July 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
flying home to show my middle school bullies what a REAL fag looks like
the difference between your freak and my freak is that i can still cum from kissy missionary
May 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
the difference between your freak and my freak is that i can still cum from kissy missionary
im at ur girls crib doin poppers
May 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
im at ur girls crib doin poppers
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robotgirl orgy call that networking
May 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
robotgirl orgy call that networking
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white tboy in my hinge likes look like prezoh 🤤
May 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
white tboy in my hinge likes look like prezoh 🤤
blocking the whole ass intersection doing donuts in front of a waymo
May 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
blocking the whole ass intersection doing donuts in front of a waymo
it’s really nice how walmart lets you sleep in their parking lot. i’ll thank them by shoplifting from target :>
May 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it’s really nice how walmart lets you sleep in their parking lot. i’ll thank them by shoplifting from target :>
*buying carbon credits with the money i made stealing catalytic converters*
May 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
*buying carbon credits with the money i made stealing catalytic converters*
i breathe sawdust. i eat plywood. i gargle with salt water and spit out wood glue. be the wheel. be at peace
April 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i breathe sawdust. i eat plywood. i gargle with salt water and spit out wood glue. be the wheel. be at peace
some days i want to get my eyeliner tattooed. other days i want to drive through iowa without be lynched. it’s give and take i guess
April 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
some days i want to get my eyeliner tattooed. other days i want to drive through iowa without be lynched. it’s give and take i guess
fake major, now catch this drone strike
i think civil engineering is actually cool and the reason other engineering fields think its for stupid people and dont respect it is because it doesnt involve killing people
April 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
fake major, now catch this drone strike
me, who misheard “frat party”: so when’s everyone gonna rub their dicks together?
April 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
me, who misheard “frat party”: so when’s everyone gonna rub their dicks together?
if you aren’t older than the baconator pls DNI
April 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
if you aren’t older than the baconator pls DNI
i don’t owe you femininity ! ! ! i owe you $20 for the eighth you fronted me, and i swear i’ll have it by friday 😵💫🤧‼️
April 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i don’t owe you femininity ! ! ! i owe you $20 for the eighth you fronted me, and i swear i’ll have it by friday 😵💫🤧‼️
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they should make a separate economy for chill ass guys like me who don’t have cable news induced dementia
April 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
they should make a separate economy for chill ass guys like me who don’t have cable news induced dementia
as soon as they autocaps kick in the gigs up
March 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
as soon as they autocaps kick in the gigs up
accidentally adding my cis friend to the tgirl group chat (we were talking about our plans to bomb yemen)
March 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
accidentally adding my cis friend to the tgirl group chat (we were talking about our plans to bomb yemen)