MuMu 🐙
@ivegotamuon.bsky.social
Recovered poet. Spice Librarian. Probably autistic. Definitely tired. She/her.
Couldn’t bring myself to point out to the very talented and artistic nail technician that snowflakes have si—
Never mind ❄️
Never mind ❄️
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Couldn’t bring myself to point out to the very talented and artistic nail technician that snowflakes have si—
Never mind ❄️
Never mind ❄️
Making the progress I’ve been wanting twenty years for
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Making the progress I’ve been wanting twenty years for
I definitely listened to Bizet’s ‘Carmen’ more than I listened to Rizzle Kicks. Sorry, lads 🤷♀️
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I definitely listened to Bizet’s ‘Carmen’ more than I listened to Rizzle Kicks. Sorry, lads 🤷♀️
Why yes, that *is* the exact colour I want 😢
December 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why yes, that *is* the exact colour I want 😢
26th of November! It is the day of the Netherfield Ball.
(And since we know the ball was on a Tuesday, the events depicted in Pride and Prejudice must take place in 1793-94)
(And since we know the ball was on a Tuesday, the events depicted in Pride and Prejudice must take place in 1793-94)
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
26th of November! It is the day of the Netherfield Ball.
(And since we know the ball was on a Tuesday, the events depicted in Pride and Prejudice must take place in 1793-94)
(And since we know the ball was on a Tuesday, the events depicted in Pride and Prejudice must take place in 1793-94)
December 1st, can’t fucking wait for this absolute banger of a terrible Christmas movie. Love it 🎄
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
December 1st, can’t fucking wait for this absolute banger of a terrible Christmas movie. Love it 🎄
Nobody in my family appreciated this. Or noticed it, apparently 🙄
(though they must have got out of bed bc the parcel was in the hall)
(though they must have got out of bed bc the parcel was in the hall)
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Nobody in my family appreciated this. Or noticed it, apparently 🙄
(though they must have got out of bed bc the parcel was in the hall)
(though they must have got out of bed bc the parcel was in the hall)
Wow! I have two of those, plus another one I just downloaded because they were talking about it on Awesome Astronomy. It’s really good ✨
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Wow! I have two of those, plus another one I just downloaded because they were talking about it on Awesome Astronomy. It’s really good ✨
The real reason I can’t get a boyfriend 🤦♀️
#NoWaitWhereAreYouGoing
#NoWaitWhereAreYouGoing
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The real reason I can’t get a boyfriend 🤦♀️
#NoWaitWhereAreYouGoing
#NoWaitWhereAreYouGoing
I know the internet is made of Stupid, and I’ve long suspected that interior design is also made of a fair bit of Stupid. Put them together for an explosion of (likely AI-driven) Stupid 🤦♀️
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I know the internet is made of Stupid, and I’ve long suspected that interior design is also made of a fair bit of Stupid. Put them together for an explosion of (likely AI-driven) Stupid 🤦♀️
I swear to god, if my son ever spoke to anyone like this I’d never let him forget it. This man is in his thirties. It’s appalling.
#Nope
#Nope
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I swear to god, if my son ever spoke to anyone like this I’d never let him forget it. This man is in his thirties. It’s appalling.
#Nope
#Nope
Fucking terrible grammar 🤬
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fucking terrible grammar 🤬
I’d be in no danger from this nutter whatsoever
Hope he’s having a thoroughly shit time in prison, the great preening fanny. Top bit of policing there, too, only took them seven years to do anything about him 🤦♀️
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hope he’s having a thoroughly shit time in prison, the great preening fanny. Top bit of policing there, too, only took them seven years to do anything about him 🤦♀️
www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I’d be in no danger from this nutter whatsoever
Hope he’s having a thoroughly shit time in prison, the great preening fanny. Top bit of policing there, too, only took them seven years to do anything about him 🤦♀️
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Hope he’s having a thoroughly shit time in prison, the great preening fanny. Top bit of policing there, too, only took them seven years to do anything about him 🤦♀️
www.bbc.com/news/article...
My skellie pals came indoors for a chat. We had a nice time ☕️
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My skellie pals came indoors for a chat. We had a nice time ☕️
One hundred and fifty visitors. My Mamma just sent me this. Happy Hallowe’en everyone xx
🎃💀💖👻🕷️
🎃💀💖👻🕷️
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
One hundred and fifty visitors. My Mamma just sent me this. Happy Hallowe’en everyone xx
🎃💀💖👻🕷️
🎃💀💖👻🕷️
Can’t we even have ONE NICE THING?? Please? 🙄
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Can’t we even have ONE NICE THING?? Please? 🙄
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media