Ebike dads anonymous
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Tell me to log off and have a beer
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They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks
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phone use should be dangerous and humiliating. it should ruin your whole week
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
phone use should be dangerous and humiliating. it should ruin your whole week
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the answer to "how do I communicate to puerile shitlord tween boys that bigoted authoritarianism is uncool" is to have schools sponsor it
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the answer to "how do I communicate to puerile shitlord tween boys that bigoted authoritarianism is uncool" is to have schools sponsor it
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Bob Bartlett has an entire chapter in one of his books specifically devoted to how bananas very briefly made his life 1000x worse
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Bob Bartlett has an entire chapter in one of his books specifically devoted to how bananas very briefly made his life 1000x worse
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"Lola" is harvesting apples in Washington State. "We need to buy our own scissors and bag to do the job. The scissors cost $35 and the bag costs $90. Right now it's peak season and the trees are full of apples. If we work fast we can make around $140 in 8 hours. " #WeFeedYou
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"Lola" is harvesting apples in Washington State. "We need to buy our own scissors and bag to do the job. The scissors cost $35 and the bag costs $90. Right now it's peak season and the trees are full of apples. If we work fast we can make around $140 in 8 hours. " #WeFeedYou
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primary everyone over 40, replace with people young enough to sustain themselves on monster, cigarettes, and righteous indignation
Democrats say they are willing to negotiate on the issue. But they argue that two main issues are holding up talks: the lack of input from President Donald Trump, and Republicans’ insistence that abortion funding be part of the discussion.
Chances Dwindling for Renewal of Health Care Subsidies as Republicans Want Abortion Limits
Hope for an extension of health care subsides diminished in Congress this week as Republicans and Democrats largely abandoned the idea of bipartisan talks.
buff.ly
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
primary everyone over 40, replace with people young enough to sustain themselves on monster, cigarettes, and righteous indignation
(Reprise) welcome to the dschungl
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
(Reprise) welcome to the dschungl
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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That rhombussy got me acting non euclidean
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
That rhombussy got me acting non euclidean
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But the final push into DC, led by a joint army of troops from Pacifica, The Deseret Free State, and the Midwest Juggalo Compact, will be carried out by tuk-tuks as a nod to the youth of Iraq 2018-2019
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
But the final push into DC, led by a joint army of troops from Pacifica, The Deseret Free State, and the Midwest Juggalo Compact, will be carried out by tuk-tuks as a nod to the youth of Iraq 2018-2019
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I saw Mr Beast set a house on fire with a guy bound and tied up inside, and then he had to escape and rescues as much cash as he could from the - again, *on fire* - house before it was all consumed by the inferno…
So… I think we’re there.
So… I think we’re there.
I feel at some point Mr Beast is independently going to reinvent the plot of the running man and Kalshi bets will be the reason why
Wtf are we doing?
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I saw Mr Beast set a house on fire with a guy bound and tied up inside, and then he had to escape and rescues as much cash as he could from the - again, *on fire* - house before it was all consumed by the inferno…
So… I think we’re there.
So… I think we’re there.
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I have come to the conclusion that all gambling should be made illegal again; or at the very least, must all be conducted in person at bookies.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I have come to the conclusion that all gambling should be made illegal again; or at the very least, must all be conducted in person at bookies.
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women do be shopping (for cancer treatments)
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
women do be shopping (for cancer treatments)
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Throwing it back crazy white boy style at the regional investor meet-and-greet
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Throwing it back crazy white boy style at the regional investor meet-and-greet
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we're at the point where hiring managers are going to be looking at degrees from red-state universities as the equivalent of a diploma from the University of Phoenix.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
we're at the point where hiring managers are going to be looking at degrees from red-state universities as the equivalent of a diploma from the University of Phoenix.
This is rough man
[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is rough man
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talk to you later, my bus is pulling up
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
talk to you later, my bus is pulling up
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Unfortunately zip and XML are pretty grossly non-tolerant of bit corruption and the mechanicus lost the art of schema validation sometime in the heresy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Unfortunately zip and XML are pretty grossly non-tolerant of bit corruption and the mechanicus lost the art of schema validation sometime in the heresy.
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I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
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tbf I think the fact that execs and managers are infinitely less accountable in the immediate because they've built insane amounts of institutional trust to get to where they are explains this.
It's not that frontline staff can't use AI, its that if THEY do it and it fucks up, they'll get fired lol
It's not that frontline staff can't use AI, its that if THEY do it and it fucks up, they'll get fired lol
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
tbf I think the fact that execs and managers are infinitely less accountable in the immediate because they've built insane amounts of institutional trust to get to where they are explains this.
It's not that frontline staff can't use AI, its that if THEY do it and it fucks up, they'll get fired lol
It's not that frontline staff can't use AI, its that if THEY do it and it fucks up, they'll get fired lol
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Mom and Pop Czar is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, it’s going to hit the centrist lib set like crack cocaine
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Mom and Pop Czar is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, it’s going to hit the centrist lib set like crack cocaine
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American political economy is an arcane ritual which sacrifices everyone and everything for the benefit of homeowners and landlords like they're psykers dying to keep the Emperor alive in 40k. The real estate must appreciate.
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
American political economy is an arcane ritual which sacrifices everyone and everything for the benefit of homeowners and landlords like they're psykers dying to keep the Emperor alive in 40k. The real estate must appreciate.
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this is the greatest art I’ve ever drawn
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
this is the greatest art I’ve ever drawn
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If you see someone steal food, no you didn’t.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If you see someone steal food, no you didn’t.