Richard Nixon Mask
@ityslenjoyer.bsky.social
What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!
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WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA
April 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA
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I am not ‘doing a bit’ I am being strummed like a lyre by the universe
April 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I am not ‘doing a bit’ I am being strummed like a lyre by the universe
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Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
April 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to
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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
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I can’t compete with this
April 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I can’t compete with this
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Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.
April 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Here’s the thing about the tariffs: there will be no “short term pain”. Only long term. Every time a company realizes they can get away with charging you extra they don’t ever lower the price again. They just gouge. Whatever price hikes there are will be here for good.
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"The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive and prosper" says man who experienced a complete breakdown from which he never recovered because he couldn't go to Home Depot and BW3 for a couple weeks in 2020.
February 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive and prosper" says man who experienced a complete breakdown from which he never recovered because he couldn't go to Home Depot and BW3 for a couple weeks in 2020.
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There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
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Marco Rubio with one of his bosses Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in Saudi Arabia.
February 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Marco Rubio with one of his bosses Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in Saudi Arabia.
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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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70 year old guy gets a 25 year old gf and the ignorant masses say she only wants him for his money. These people have never known the simple pleasure of extremely old balls
February 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
70 year old guy gets a 25 year old gf and the ignorant masses say she only wants him for his money. These people have never known the simple pleasure of extremely old balls
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I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
February 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner
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i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
February 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
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February 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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When I write my autobiography, there’s going to be an entire chapter about how this post broke me in ways that I still haven’t fully processed. It haunts me like flashes from a nightmare that I just can’t seem to shake…
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
February 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
When I write my autobiography, there’s going to be an entire chapter about how this post broke me in ways that I still haven’t fully processed. It haunts me like flashes from a nightmare that I just can’t seem to shake…
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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That tennis superstar lady from Compton crip walking to a song about her ex who can’t keep her name out his mouth during the Super Bowl halftime show really made my whole week.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
That tennis superstar lady from Compton crip walking to a song about her ex who can’t keep her name out his mouth during the Super Bowl halftime show really made my whole week.
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i majored in art, so analyzing superbowl performances is beneath me. instead, i use the thousands spent on education to walk into famous galleries and point out which artists were terrible people
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i majored in art, so analyzing superbowl performances is beneath me. instead, i use the thousands spent on education to walk into famous galleries and point out which artists were terrible people
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way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
February 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
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Wish i posted nudes on here bc the caption “tryna strike a chord and it’s probably D major” would slap
February 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wish i posted nudes on here bc the caption “tryna strike a chord and it’s probably D major” would slap