Anytime I have a balance on my Amazon account, everything I order is free. Girl math.

PolOctober

Tacos and margaritas with my best gal @itstaylor.bsky.social

Today we had to say goodbye to my best friend of 12 years. Penny was the goodest girl there ever was and I was so lucky to be able to have her as a companion. I'm just glad there is no more pain. Hug your pets for me please. It hurts now but I will be ok knowing she had the best life a dog can have.

Every time I'm forced to set foot in a grocery store I'm reminded why I do pick-up orders almost exclusively

Nail tech: splits my pinky nail trying to pry the previous dip manicure off, uses wrong color, vibes are all wrong. Me: amazing, wonderful, 10/10, 5 stars, 50% tip.

Flew backward off the rower at an orange theory class this morning how's your day

Wow Netflix really shits the bed every time they do something live don't they

Feel like I just walked into a party of cool kids and I don't know what to do with my hands