@itsriecky.bsky.social
Sporty/Donatello
Hold my drink while I pet this dog
Hold my drink while I pet this dog
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I get that we need to talk about politics and serious stuff but there should be a tab on here that takes you to the “non-despair zone” where you can just see pictures of Garfield and shit like that
February 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I get that we need to talk about politics and serious stuff but there should be a tab on here that takes you to the “non-despair zone” where you can just see pictures of Garfield and shit like that
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Went to the grocery store hungry, will never financially recover from this
January 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Went to the grocery store hungry, will never financially recover from this
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You ever eat some disappointing fast food and it’s like wow I really chose this over eating better??
January 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You ever eat some disappointing fast food and it’s like wow I really chose this over eating better??
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Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️
January 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Someone shared this with me, and I think it's beautiful. That's what I wish for everyone I love and appreciate in this New Year 2025, that your life is filled with an abundance of real luxuries. ❤️
Winter break? More like winter broke
December 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Winter break? More like winter broke
Whoever decided we get chips and salsa before our meal deserves all the good things
December 28, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Whoever decided we get chips and salsa before our meal deserves all the good things
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All I want for Christmas is to pull a loose book from a bookshelf and finally, at long last, find that it opens a hidden door.
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 AM
All I want for Christmas is to pull a loose book from a bookshelf and finally, at long last, find that it opens a hidden door.
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Say what you will about Ebenezer Scrooge but his pajama game was on another level. You can hate the man, but you can't hate that nightgown/cap/slippers/candle combo. Straight-up cozy.
December 23, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Say what you will about Ebenezer Scrooge but his pajama game was on another level. You can hate the man, but you can't hate that nightgown/cap/slippers/candle combo. Straight-up cozy.
I know an Oreo truffle hates to see me coming
December 24, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I know an Oreo truffle hates to see me coming
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Yes, I’m a woman in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, perpetually dark eye-bags, miserable)
December 22, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Yes, I’m a woman in STEM (shitty posture, tired all the time, perpetually dark eye-bags, miserable)
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the biggest degenerate you partied with in your 20s now sets his linkedin headline to “grateful for all the blessings god has provided us”
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 AM
the biggest degenerate you partied with in your 20s now sets his linkedin headline to “grateful for all the blessings god has provided us”
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Let’s face it, wild horses could easily drag you away. Hell, two or three clever raccoons could probably make you disappear forever.
December 21, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Let’s face it, wild horses could easily drag you away. Hell, two or three clever raccoons could probably make you disappear forever.
You know you’re old when you hear your dance floor anthem at Club Pilates instead of Da Club.
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
You know you’re old when you hear your dance floor anthem at Club Pilates instead of Da Club.
Garlic in my soul seems kind of nice actually
December 13, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Garlic in my soul seems kind of nice actually
I’ve officially become my mother: I hid a Christmas present so well I can’t find it
December 12, 2024 at 3:12 AM
I’ve officially become my mother: I hid a Christmas present so well I can’t find it
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Me [Getting stabbed]: What the … ?
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
December 8, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Me [Getting stabbed]: What the … ?
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
Knife-Wielding Assailant: Incredible! I could’ve sworn it was cake!
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Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.
December 1, 2024 at 3:05 PM
I’m not single and ready to mingle, but I am unclaimed and moderately deranged.
One actor - three roles
December 1, 2024 at 2:07 PM
One actor - three roles
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Dropped a giant tub of peanut butter right on my foot, what a betrayal to be hurt by the one I love.
November 30, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Dropped a giant tub of peanut butter right on my foot, what a betrayal to be hurt by the one I love.
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you FOOLS! every stream of "all i want for christmas" only makes her STRONGER
November 30, 2024 at 1:07 AM
you FOOLS! every stream of "all i want for christmas" only makes her STRONGER
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine
November 29, 2024 at 9:27 PM
she was beautiful like a mcflurry machine, yet broken also like a mcflurry machine