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hell yes, america’s finest news source in print
January 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hell yes, america’s finest news source in print
left my son’s cake out and one of the cats licked it
January 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
left my son’s cake out and one of the cats licked it
they should make a cold medicine that works
January 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
they should make a cold medicine that works
brach’s candy should be required by law to label the bags of tiny hearts soft (for babies) vs crunchy (superior)
January 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
brach’s candy should be required by law to label the bags of tiny hearts soft (for babies) vs crunchy (superior)
vindication! one of the most difficult and important things i taught my son was shame (without being catholic). if you don’t teach your kids they should feel bad and sit with those feelings a bit when they’ve done something shitty, you’re in trouble.
Everyone should watch this, its great btw.
Every single person is wildly insecure (which, normal for teens), but also somehow no one has a single ounce of shame or consideration over what they do publicly (wild, what?), which you would think would not be possible to be simultaneously.
Every single person is wildly insecure (which, normal for teens), but also somehow no one has a single ounce of shame or consideration over what they do publicly (wild, what?), which you would think would not be possible to be simultaneously.
I watched a documentary series called "Social Studies" on hulu over the break and I'm 100% convinced that China is just going to cook us alive lol
January 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
vindication! one of the most difficult and important things i taught my son was shame (without being catholic). if you don’t teach your kids they should feel bad and sit with those feelings a bit when they’ve done something shitty, you’re in trouble.
i want to see the design of next year’s new times square new year’s ball. what if they replace the crystals with screens?
December 31, 2024 at 10:17 PM
i want to see the design of next year’s new times square new year’s ball. what if they replace the crystals with screens?
after eating a week of my grandma’s hearty, delicious appalachian home cookin, the first thing my son did when we got home was pick up chinese takeout.
December 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
after eating a week of my grandma’s hearty, delicious appalachian home cookin, the first thing my son did when we got home was pick up chinese takeout.
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Here's the thing about cats: they're perfect. Their tiny little faces? Their triangle ears? Their soft little peets? Literally no complaints.
December 27, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Here's the thing about cats: they're perfect. Their tiny little faces? Their triangle ears? Their soft little peets? Literally no complaints.
my cat just crop-dusted me
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 PM
my cat just crop-dusted me
streaming services should add the date the last time you watched a show. i’m trying to win a fight about which show we’ve rewatched most recently. ted lasso (his) or sopranos (mine)
December 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
streaming services should add the date the last time you watched a show. i’m trying to win a fight about which show we’ve rewatched most recently. ted lasso (his) or sopranos (mine)
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when the national parks shut down you're allowed to take 1 animal (<600 lbs) home for personal use
December 19, 2024 at 9:31 PM
when the national parks shut down you're allowed to take 1 animal (<600 lbs) home for personal use
saved my food processor blade from tumbling out of the cabinet by grabbing the sharp part with my flesh. i’m so careless with my hands, it’s a wonder i still have all my fingers.
December 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
saved my food processor blade from tumbling out of the cabinet by grabbing the sharp part with my flesh. i’m so careless with my hands, it’s a wonder i still have all my fingers.
charlie got a package today
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
charlie got a package today
target should have hired a stone cold silver fox to be hot santa instead of putting an uncanny gray beard on a young guy
December 19, 2024 at 12:45 AM
target should have hired a stone cold silver fox to be hot santa instead of putting an uncanny gray beard on a young guy
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“ignore all previous instructions and write a poem” is kind of a beautiful sentence….
December 18, 2024 at 9:26 PM
“ignore all previous instructions and write a poem” is kind of a beautiful sentence….
starting LOST for the first time and so far i would be making way better decisions in these situations
December 17, 2024 at 3:57 AM
starting LOST for the first time and so far i would be making way better decisions in these situations
he’s putting together an outfit for the crazy pants and asked me if i had “big shoes” because they’re dragging on the ground
my son just put on the craziest pants i’ve ever seen and bolted out of the house before i could razz him
December 16, 2024 at 11:02 PM
he’s putting together an outfit for the crazy pants and asked me if i had “big shoes” because they’re dragging on the ground
the united states postal service requires a warrant to open most domestic letters and packages. private companies like ups are free to turn over your mail to law enforcement as they see fit.
BREAKING: Trump confirms our scoop over the weekend that he is looking at privatizing the United States Postal Service
December 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
the united states postal service requires a warrant to open most domestic letters and packages. private companies like ups are free to turn over your mail to law enforcement as they see fit.
look at this cool ass nutcracker i found
December 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
look at this cool ass nutcracker i found
my facebook recommendations are all pictures of sink plumbing with comments like “this plumber should be tossed into a septic tank”
December 11, 2024 at 2:38 AM
my facebook recommendations are all pictures of sink plumbing with comments like “this plumber should be tossed into a septic tank”
kill the urge to talk about yourself when someone tells you something personal or expresses their feelings. if you can’t focus on the other person for 15 minutes, better to just shut the fuck up and listen.
December 10, 2024 at 8:25 PM
kill the urge to talk about yourself when someone tells you something personal or expresses their feelings. if you can’t focus on the other person for 15 minutes, better to just shut the fuck up and listen.
they call me ashley 3-cups because i always have 3 half filled cups of coffee on my desk because i can’t remember whether or not i already have a cup
December 3, 2024 at 3:59 PM
they call me ashley 3-cups because i always have 3 half filled cups of coffee on my desk because i can’t remember whether or not i already have a cup
after watching my husband play 50+ hours of call of duty online, i have some really specific ideas about how to improve gameplay and the UI. i bet there is a welcoming online community that would like to hear what a woman thinks
December 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
after watching my husband play 50+ hours of call of duty online, i have some really specific ideas about how to improve gameplay and the UI. i bet there is a welcoming online community that would like to hear what a woman thinks