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itsmr0
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Occasional visitor here. Old school raver turned dog walker.
Anyone remember what those tiny little leather footballs were called back in the late 70s early 80s to help you develop juggling skills?
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Big Donnie T found Dickie Nixon's Quaalude stash then?
September 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'll never hear a bad word about Jacob Murphy. Probably gave the best entertainment in a very dull game. The #nufc Peter Crouch x Bon Jovi fella on the other hand. What a fanny #afcb
September 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Talking to a colleague on Teams today. Lives in Windsor. Says 'there's loads of coppers out and about, even more than when President Macaroon came over in the Summer'.
September 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Saw Stewart Lee tonight. Can confirm he gets better, each and every time
September 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sound mixer on The Final Reckoning was an intern. Nailed on.
September 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The goalkeeping don. Respects none. ❤️🖤
September 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm 51 and announcing it on the internet. Does that mean I have now saved a child?

God, I feel so much better now. Go me
UK government asks everybody to stop using VPNs.

"everybody who's out there thinking of using VPNs...verifying your age keeps a child safe...So let's just not try and find a way around. Just prove your age."

- UK government
August 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not the biggest news amongst washed up ex Afcb players tonight but still. Arf
August 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If I was Isak, I'd have had a look at Ryan Fraser's career history before making that statement
August 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
£42.5 million pounds for Dango Ouattara. Hold me.
August 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Cruzeiro's physio :
a stuffed frog is hanging from the ceiling in a room .
ALT: a stuffed frog is hanging from the ceiling in a room .
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.
August 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Aw Man!
Not Ray?
August 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Hi Bluesky, we're Union Street FC - a ragtag amateur football team based in Oxford.

Club motto: Love 💚 Peace ☮️ Freedom 🕊️

Values: good causes, fair play, supporting the refugee community and failing to defend corners.

Currently scrapping it out in Oxfordshire Senior League Div 3. Come say hi x
August 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
No Gerry Adams style voice overs for the two naughty lads on #Masterchef ?
August 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One for the middle classes
August 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The work experience lad has scored now. We are going to win der League
July 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Nice goal that. Needed to step it up a bit. Wouldn't mind one or two of their players though. Could do a job for us.
July 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Everton fans being Tories and not taking it well when pointed out to them shocker.
May 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Saka. Oops
May 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Lots of 'up for anything' young ladies have appeared in my followers list this morning. Still got it lads
May 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
17 years since Carlisle away @tragicvelvet.bsky.social
May 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The shark was Broken was ace and will still be home in time to watch #MOTD
May 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Buzzing
May 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM