Natalie ✌🏻
@itsmenatalieh.bsky.social
London. Mostly talk shit & CAFC.
Neurospicy. "Undiagnosed, but something aint right" 💅
She/Her. Peace and Love 💖 Never kiss a Tory🌹
Neurospicy. "Undiagnosed, but something aint right" 💅
She/Her. Peace and Love 💖 Never kiss a Tory🌹
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Natalie ✌🏻
@itsmenatalieh.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Hey! So this is new... starting from scratch again SUCKS but fuck that weird mf'er Elon, right? ✌🏻
Please do recommend people to follow. I'm looking for:
Funny
Not racist
Sarcastic
Football (proper not American, obvs)
Memes
Weirdos
Cunting off Tories/fascists
People who dont mind the word cunt.
Please do recommend people to follow. I'm looking for:
Funny
Not racist
Sarcastic
Football (proper not American, obvs)
Memes
Weirdos
Cunting off Tories/fascists
People who dont mind the word cunt.
Me and the kiddo, making some noise. As per 💅 #UKWomensMarch2025
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Me and the kiddo, making some noise. As per 💅 #UKWomensMarch2025
I've got an annual review with my boss this morning, and I'd rather drag my vagina across molten lava, to be honest.
Hate itttttttt
Hate itttttttt
January 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I've got an annual review with my boss this morning, and I'd rather drag my vagina across molten lava, to be honest.
Hate itttttttt
Hate itttttttt
Feeling uncharacteristically cheerful for a Monday morning. Coffee in hand, Jungle playing and having a little sing while I'm working ✌🏻
I'm sure it won't last, so just documenting this new phenomenon. Bye!
I'm sure it won't last, so just documenting this new phenomenon. Bye!
January 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Feeling uncharacteristically cheerful for a Monday morning. Coffee in hand, Jungle playing and having a little sing while I'm working ✌🏻
I'm sure it won't last, so just documenting this new phenomenon. Bye!
I'm sure it won't last, so just documenting this new phenomenon. Bye!
Happy New Year, everyone! 💜 2025 is gonna be better x
January 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Happy New Year, everyone! 💜 2025 is gonna be better x
IT'S BUBBLE DAYYYYY
December 26, 2024 at 10:37 AM
IT'S BUBBLE DAYYYYY
Merry Christmas, everyone! 💜🎄🎅
And a special shout out to those who are also sleeping on air beds in strange fucking places... like their own kitchen
And a special shout out to those who are also sleeping on air beds in strange fucking places... like their own kitchen
December 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone! 💜🎄🎅
And a special shout out to those who are also sleeping on air beds in strange fucking places... like their own kitchen
And a special shout out to those who are also sleeping on air beds in strange fucking places... like their own kitchen
Turning off your morning alarm is the single best thing about being off work
December 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Turning off your morning alarm is the single best thing about being off work
So you know how the house needs cleaning top to bottom, presents bought and wrapped, food bought and prepped??
My husband has decided to contribute to Christmas by adding screenwash and adblue to my car, cleaning the patio, and cutting up some scrap 🤗
Cheers mate, real team effort 👌🏻
My husband has decided to contribute to Christmas by adding screenwash and adblue to my car, cleaning the patio, and cutting up some scrap 🤗
Cheers mate, real team effort 👌🏻
December 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
So you know how the house needs cleaning top to bottom, presents bought and wrapped, food bought and prepped??
My husband has decided to contribute to Christmas by adding screenwash and adblue to my car, cleaning the patio, and cutting up some scrap 🤗
Cheers mate, real team effort 👌🏻
My husband has decided to contribute to Christmas by adding screenwash and adblue to my car, cleaning the patio, and cutting up some scrap 🤗
Cheers mate, real team effort 👌🏻
Rare night to myself... ordered a Maccies and watching the darts. Is that sad? 😂
December 21, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Rare night to myself... ordered a Maccies and watching the darts. Is that sad? 😂
My little bestie Luna came to visit for Friendsmas tonight 🥰🥰🥰🥰
December 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
My little bestie Luna came to visit for Friendsmas tonight 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Christmas holidays starting now 😎😎😎😎
December 20, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Christmas holidays starting now 😎😎😎😎
Reposted by Natalie ✌🏻
I never understood the appeal of funko pops. if I enjoyed looking at something with dead eyes and a fat head I'd just stare into the mirror
December 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I never understood the appeal of funko pops. if I enjoyed looking at something with dead eyes and a fat head I'd just stare into the mirror
I shut my laptop an hour ago because I thought it was half-day Thursday.
I then realised 5 mins ago, it's actually Tuesday. Isn't it? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
I then realised 5 mins ago, it's actually Tuesday. Isn't it? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
December 17, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I shut my laptop an hour ago because I thought it was half-day Thursday.
I then realised 5 mins ago, it's actually Tuesday. Isn't it? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
I then realised 5 mins ago, it's actually Tuesday. Isn't it? 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Man City shit the bed again.
December 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Man City shit the bed again.
Well, it is Friday the 13th... 💀
December 13, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Well, it is Friday the 13th... 💀
Music on and getting quietly pissed on margs ✌🏻
December 13, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Music on and getting quietly pissed on margs ✌🏻
Stay Another Day by East 17 just came on.
I am WHEEZING remembering how Brian Harvey ate too many jacket potatoes and ran himself over with his own car 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am WHEEZING remembering how Brian Harvey ate too many jacket potatoes and ran himself over with his own car 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 11, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Stay Another Day by East 17 just came on.
I am WHEEZING remembering how Brian Harvey ate too many jacket potatoes and ran himself over with his own car 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am WHEEZING remembering how Brian Harvey ate too many jacket potatoes and ran himself over with his own car 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 10, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Can we all please just agree that the Band Aid song is fucking dreadful and stop playing it now?
"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time"
OK, well... there won't be any here either, what's your point?
"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time"
OK, well... there won't be any here either, what's your point?
December 10, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Can we all please just agree that the Band Aid song is fucking dreadful and stop playing it now?
"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time"
OK, well... there won't be any here either, what's your point?
"There won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time"
OK, well... there won't be any here either, what's your point?
Making a list for all the crap I need to buy for Christmas Day. The booze list is by far the longest. This is gonna cost a fortune 🤯😂
December 8, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Making a list for all the crap I need to buy for Christmas Day. The booze list is by far the longest. This is gonna cost a fortune 🤯😂
December 7, 2024 at 2:31 PM
"Mummy, why are you so wobbly? You are just like a cosy, cosy, cosy, cosy pillow!!!"
The answer is YOU, and thanks, I guess ☺️
The answer is YOU, and thanks, I guess ☺️
December 7, 2024 at 12:01 PM
"Mummy, why are you so wobbly? You are just like a cosy, cosy, cosy, cosy pillow!!!"
The answer is YOU, and thanks, I guess ☺️
The answer is YOU, and thanks, I guess ☺️
Please feel free to march alongside me in London on 18th January.
In solidarity for the millions of women across the world whose rights are being stripped from them.
For the millions of women like me, who have suffered physical and sexual violence at the hands of men.
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In solidarity for the millions of women across the world whose rights are being stripped from them.
For the millions of women like me, who have suffered physical and sexual violence at the hands of men.
vm.tiktok.com/ZGd6VVnUR/
December 6, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Please feel free to march alongside me in London on 18th January.
In solidarity for the millions of women across the world whose rights are being stripped from them.
For the millions of women like me, who have suffered physical and sexual violence at the hands of men.
vm.tiktok.com/ZGd6VVnUR/
In solidarity for the millions of women across the world whose rights are being stripped from them.
For the millions of women like me, who have suffered physical and sexual violence at the hands of men.
vm.tiktok.com/ZGd6VVnUR/
I really don't get the brussels sprout hate. Top tier veg, imo 💅
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I really don't get the brussels sprout hate. Top tier veg, imo 💅
Just found the most BEAUTIFUL Italian house, edge of a cliff overlooking the Adriatic.
Looked at the details... "Accessible by mule or donkey"
Maybe not.
Looked at the details... "Accessible by mule or donkey"
Maybe not.
December 5, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Just found the most BEAUTIFUL Italian house, edge of a cliff overlooking the Adriatic.
Looked at the details... "Accessible by mule or donkey"
Maybe not.
Looked at the details... "Accessible by mule or donkey"
Maybe not.