itsliterallyt0m
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Chaotic realist fueled by iced coffee, gaming, side-eye, and memes that hit harder than they should.
Chaotic realist fueled by iced coffee, gaming, side-eye, and memes that hit harder than they should.
You rip a blinker on the Penelope. Someone asks you if your favorite color is five.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You rip a blinker on the Penelope. Someone asks you if your favorite color is five.
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Coming into this app then leaving
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Coming into this app then leaving
Fuck. I don’t even remember if I jerked off in November. Is that bad?
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fuck. I don’t even remember if I jerked off in November. Is that bad?
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
I was born in the wrong era, but in that I’m like….. tired of how much shit is happening all of the time.
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was born in the wrong era, but in that I’m like….. tired of how much shit is happening all of the time.
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I’m also the type of person that wouldn’t mind being passed around by a father, his son, and the grandpa. Call it giving back.
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m also the type of person that wouldn’t mind being passed around by a father, his son, and the grandpa. Call it giving back.
I’m embarrassed to say that I would have fucked Kevin Federline when he started dating Britney. Then again, that’s his type— fuckable and sleezy. That’s why he’s a child support welfare king.
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’m embarrassed to say that I would have fucked Kevin Federline when he started dating Britney. Then again, that’s his type— fuckable and sleezy. That’s why he’s a child support welfare king.
Put me on suicide watch. A man just referred to his cum as his “special milk.” Please fucking kill me out of mercy.
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Put me on suicide watch. A man just referred to his cum as his “special milk.” Please fucking kill me out of mercy.
Unfollowing hot people because seeing hot people post hot and naughty pics on my feed is making me depressed. If I follow you, it’s because you’re ugly or your body isn’t your brand. Shout out to my hot unfollows though. I wish I looked like you. 🥲
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Unfollowing hot people because seeing hot people post hot and naughty pics on my feed is making me depressed. If I follow you, it’s because you’re ugly or your body isn’t your brand. Shout out to my hot unfollows though. I wish I looked like you. 🥲
Me outside their hallway window while watching those that tried me as they look around the house at 2:43 AM after being woken from a dead sleep
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me outside their hallway window while watching those that tried me as they look around the house at 2:43 AM after being woken from a dead sleep
Show Concept:
1 DL Man vs Therapy
1 DL Man vs Therapy
October 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Show Concept:
1 DL Man vs Therapy
1 DL Man vs Therapy
Where’s my hairline? Retreating.
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Where’s my hairline? Retreating.
I was miserable and then I got dick, so… I’m cured.
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I was miserable and then I got dick, so… I’m cured.
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Good night people in my phone
October 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Good night people in my phone
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I’m uncut, of course your secrets are safe with me, I hide them in my foreskin. 🥰
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m uncut, of course your secrets are safe with me, I hide them in my foreskin. 🥰
Give me uncut dick or…. Just give it to me
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Give me uncut dick or…. Just give it to me
With enough adderall and viagra, I could suck enough dick to solve world peace
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
With enough adderall and viagra, I could suck enough dick to solve world peace