Christmas is about me pouring a bath with my ‘de-stress’ bath foam despite the fact I’ve done piss all for 4 days

Back up north in Grimsby for Christmas. Asked a local cafe if they serve kombucha. The waitress laughed in my face.

Chris winning #Strictly has made me emotional. It shows the British public still value humanity, hard work, and spirit. Some face tougher challenges, but with determination, resilience, and heart, they win us over. That’s what we connect with, and it’s beautiful. My heart is full..

After walking around smugly pronouncing ‘oh, there’s something going round’ to my peers while I’m the picture of health… I have succumbed to the illness and feeling very sorry for myself 😩😩🤧

Blue sky! I have neglected you. I keep forgetting to click you and forgetting you exist. You’re all still here, right??

Is there a word for being so over alcohol but also looking at your diary overwhelmed at all the social events you have coming in which will undoubtedly involve it?

We’re all talking about the toxicity of Twitter but have you ever gone viral on Facebook? Christ alive- it’s another breed. I’ll post a tongue in cheek video about voice notes and get ‘you’re a disgrace to humanity’

So early #imaceleb predictions?

GK Barry is hilarious on #imaceleb - ‘what does volcano mean?’ 😂🤣

Remembering the time a guy who I was meant to go on a date with cancelled on me three times. I just sent him a message saying ‘I swear I just saw you in a corner shop in Notting Hill’ and sent him this and he blocked me 😂

Remembering the time a guy who I was meant to go on a date with cancelled on me three times. I just sent him a message saying ‘I swear I just saw you in a corner shop in Notting Hill’ and sent him this and he blocked me 😂

Bluesky. The app where you can safely post ‘I broke my leg today’ without getting faceless profiles replying ‘at least you have legs you ungrateful disgrace of a human!!!!!’

He knows me too well.

Also while I'm here I thought I'd inform you my friend came up with my new drag name: Crusty Lee

#drag

I know 3 people who are in the jungle this year and I am intrigued to see how they'll fare. Will you be watching? Is it me or is the line-up great!? Or are people still doing that 'well I'VE never heard of them!' rubbish?

So if Twitter is like the ice cold bucket of water you throw over yourself is Bluesky the warm jacuzzi with champagne? Seems like it's much more positive and nice over here...

Well would you look at this... another social media site I've been lured into. I've heard this is far more kind, less dodgy, and all in all a better community?