Laurie James.
@itslauriej.bsky.social
teacher of 10 year olds and yapper of pop music ✨
🏠 london
🏠 london
Jessica Lois Ware with pride of place in our hallway. ✨
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Jessica Lois Ware with pride of place in our hallway. ✨
Friend cancelled on evening plans because he got too high on a gummy AFTER his boyfriend and I had arrived to the venue; so we got drunk and had a lovely evening without him.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Friend cancelled on evening plans because he got too high on a gummy AFTER his boyfriend and I had arrived to the venue; so we got drunk and had a lovely evening without him.
Death for the woman on the tube who was eating a tuna and onion burrito.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Death for the woman on the tube who was eating a tuna and onion burrito.
It truly is me and my Neal’s Yard hand sanitiser against the world right now because these kids and staff are UNWELL and coughing all near me.
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It truly is me and my Neal’s Yard hand sanitiser against the world right now because these kids and staff are UNWELL and coughing all near me.
Apple Music Replay really just screamed GAY and walked away. 🫡 #applemusic #replay
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Apple Music Replay really just screamed GAY and walked away. 🫡 #applemusic #replay
I saw Wicked: For Good last night and this is now my personality for the foreseeable future.
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I saw Wicked: For Good last night and this is now my personality for the foreseeable future.
Not a fast food person at all but the Popeyes ghost pepper chicken pieces are STUNNING and I will be returning.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Not a fast food person at all but the Popeyes ghost pepper chicken pieces are STUNNING and I will be returning.
Colleague just said she “wants to say something to me” but wouldn’t say what so let me go STRESS about that.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Colleague just said she “wants to say something to me” but wouldn’t say what so let me go STRESS about that.
Tenancy on the old house is dealt with. End of tenancy clean done. Get me OUT of here. ✨
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Tenancy on the old house is dealt with. End of tenancy clean done. Get me OUT of here. ✨
Why are the vibes so bad today?
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Why are the vibes so bad today?
Going to get to see Lizzie McGuire singing What Dreams are Made Of.. 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Going to get to see Lizzie McGuire singing What Dreams are Made Of.. 🥹
Window is broken. Agency sent repairman. Repairman looks at window confused… “so you’d like to be able to open the window would you?” NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Window is broken. Agency sent repairman. Repairman looks at window confused… “so you’d like to be able to open the window would you?” NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
Oldest selfie on your phone… 2018 in Shanghai! ✨
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone… 2018 in Shanghai! ✨
Dinner of champions because all our cutlery and cookware is in a box in godknowswhere.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dinner of champions because all our cutlery and cookware is in a box in godknowswhere.
Okay but tell me why I was almost crying when the winner happened?! #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Okay but tell me why I was almost crying when the winner happened?! #CelebrityTraitors
Final day of commuting 90 minutes from south to north London! ✨
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Final day of commuting 90 minutes from south to north London! ✨
Had such a chaotic day at work yesterday and so surely today has to be better than that???
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Had such a chaotic day at work yesterday and so surely today has to be better than that???
Back to work today…
November 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Back to work today…
Day 5 of tattoo healing and it is so ITCHY.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Day 5 of tattoo healing and it is so ITCHY.
Football was actually very fun. May come back… 🫡
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Football was actually very fun. May come back… 🫡
My brother is visiting for 5 days from Australia and we’re going to… *checks notes*… football. 🙃
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My brother is visiting for 5 days from Australia and we’re going to… *checks notes*… football. 🙃
Moving house is all fun and games until you actually have to move and your life is in 35 boxes for a week before you actually move to the new house.
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Moving house is all fun and games until you actually have to move and your life is in 35 boxes for a week before you actually move to the new house.