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November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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@katiecouric.bsky.social , weren’t you asking for recs the other day (not for yourself!) ?
mollyknight.bsky.social Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22d
My friend Brent is looking for love. He posted a website with reviews from his exes. He is hilarious and I love him ❤️

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AmazinPartner: Brent Schulkin
Brent Schulkin. Only 1 left in stock - order soon.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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prufrock451.bsky.social
On this day 40 years ago, a stream of charged particles was fired at Gordon Lightfoot, splitting him into Chris Pratt and Bryan Cranston
A picture of Gordon Lightfoot before the experiment
November 9, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Hergé, Novembre,1944. #Tintin
Tintin is seen walking along a street with his white dog, Milou (‘Snowy’, in the English translations) on a rainy, blustery November day. Milou is carrying a tasty bone. Leaves are flying through the air, and in the background two men are buffetted by the wind. Their umbrellas are inside out, their bowler hats are blowing away.
November 13, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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@shabbytigers.bsky.social relevant 🐸
suewilkesauthor.bsky.social Sue Wilkes @suewilkesauthor.bsky.social · Nov 5
And one of my favourite exhibits - some tiny frog amulets!
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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<respectful applause>
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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cyclefunmontreal.bsky.social
The benches along the Parc Lafontaine upper lake are one of the best places in all of Montreal to enjoy sunny autumn afternoons.
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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badgobbo.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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susinsky.bsky.social
Canadian Tire will soon begin selling the distinctive Hudson’s Bay point blanket. It will direct all proceeds – at a minimum of $1M/year – to Indigenous-led initiatives, ensuring a program HBC launched with the Gord Downie & Chanie Wenjack Fund will continue.

www.theglobeandmail.com/business/art...
Canadian Tire to bring back the Hudson’s Bay blanket
Retailer will direct all profits from sale of blankets to Downie-Wenjack Foundation, continuing Hudson’s Bay initiative
www.theglobeandmail.com
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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ghola.bsky.social
sorry if I come across as condescending and aggressive sometimes. i am condescending and aggressive
October 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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anyuse.bsky.social
Me, 2025, I hope Portland frog doesn’t milkshake duck.

Past me: Are you having a stroke?
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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vladchoc.bsky.social
The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen.
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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andrewmale.bsky.social
“Improvised owl physio”

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folklorewales.com Dr Delyth Badder @folklorewales.com · Oct 5
Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
Tawny owl
October 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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oddthisday.bsky.social
Ah, 4 October! Happy fifth birthday to this marvellous thing…
Tom Hollander, A Life in the Day: I wake up generally at 3 or 4am. Not because I'm like Margaret Thatcher, but because I need to pee. I pee in the darkness using my phone screen to illuminate the target, then often take half a sleeping pill ... Sometime between 6 and 8 I wake again, turn up the Today programme gently. If my girlfriend is there we hold each other in different positions. If she isn't I wrap my arms around a pillow and continue listening to the bad news. Whoever gets up first will go downstairs and start baking porridge. ... It takes about 40 minutes to cook and we eat it in such large quantities with olive oil and salt that we negate any nutritional benefits. But we enjoy it. And while it's cooking it gives us time to look at our phones. Sometimes in this waiting period I try to do three slow sun salutations to stretch myself out, but often I don't. I brew the first of many coffees. ... Owing to forces beyond my control, life has not been as busy as it used to be. … I look at myself in the mirror and try to see what others see. Examine my bald patch, weigh myself and pull my stomach in. Then let it out. Then pull it in again. If I'm feeling positive I might get dressed at this point and go for my second coffee on the street below. I've lived in the same flat for 20 years and one of the rewards for this loyalty is that I know all the shopkeepers and stallholders on the street, for whom I have become like a piece of the old furniture they sell. Hello Glen, hello Kris, Ghino! … Then take it home and leave it on the sideboard with any post that has arrived from my stalker. Then I might call my agent. "Isn't she? No, no, nothing important... just checking in..." Soon it's time for my midmorning nap. Followed by the preparation of lunch, which I start at 12.15pm. … If it's sunny I might go for a cycle ride down the canal, ifit's raining I might masturbate and doze, or speculate on the extraordinary injustice of Philip Green's knighthood…
October 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social important potato content
oddthisday.bsky.social Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · Oct 2
Roses are red
Milk comes in a carton
Oxford Mail headline: Man digs up potato shaped like a rubber duck in Yarton (plus photo of potato with a large round ‘body, a smaller bit that looks like a head with an eye, and a knobble on the side of that which resembles a beak)
October 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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@rachsyme.bsky.social Did Carol Burnett tell you her wordle starting word?
October 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
if u can please help my friend good pup fisher
maris.bsky.social Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · Sep 15
My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...
Donate to Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall, organized by Benjamin Kabak
Lindsey's dog Fisher was involved in a terrible accident today. While we are still… Benjamin Kabak needs your support for Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall
www.gofundme.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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maris.bsky.social
My very good buddy and overall sweet little guy Fisher took a bad tumble this morning and is racking up medical bills. I know times are tough, but if you can spare a few bucks for his recovery we would be so grateful. www.gofundme.com/f/fisher-rec...
Donate to Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall, organized by Benjamin Kabak
Lindsey's dog Fisher was involved in a terrible accident today. While we are still… Benjamin Kabak needs your support for Help Fisher Recovery From a Bad Fall
www.gofundme.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
itskas.bsky.social
same, biz

same
September 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(inventing knees) and then one day they should sound like violent and sudden firecrackers at the slightest movement
September 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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@dieworkwear.bsky.social I just checked the other place and these were the first two things in my feed
A screenshot of two unrelated, sequential tweets that both mention toilets.
September 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
bluesky: we're excited to announce cold fusion on atproto!

firstname29502: wen edit button
September 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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guess-what.bsky.social
ME: Whoa unique horn

HORSE WITH A HORN: Thanks- wait say that again
August 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
itskas.bsky.social
we all have our reasons, zombie caterpillars
Photo of a headline from Science News magazine, reading “Why zombie caterpillars can’t stop eating”. The accompanying creepy photo is of some weird-looking tentacle-y stuff growing out of a brown lump. I don’t know, I haven’t read the article yet.
August 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM